Mexicana Streetfood Central Lausanne — Restaurant in Lausanne

I have to say, ordering from this place was nothing short of a culinary catastrophe. I took one look at the food and couldn't resist blurting out, "this food looks super mid," and let me tell you, the ladies I was dining with didn't even flinch. That's how unimpressive it was.

The cheese quesadillas were like a cruel joke – they were so stuffed with cheese that it felt like they were playing a prank on me. And don't even get me started on the guacamole for the nachos; it was so bad, I'm convinced they must've used avocados from another dimension.

But here's the kicker: it wasn't just a disappointing meal; it was a full-blown gastrointestinal disaster. I spent the entire Sunday on a rollercoaster ride between my bed and the toilet. I was sweating bullets, praying for relief, and I won't go into the graphic details of my bathroom ordeal, but let's just say it was a day I'd rather forget.

And let me tell you, the ladies had their own special night of misery. It was like a symphony of stomach troubles, and we were all playing our part.

So, unless you have a strange desire for explosive diarrhea and want to feel like absolute garbage, I wouldn't recommend this place to anyone. In fact, I'd say avoid it like the plague. Jesus Christ,...

Cramped eating environment - 3 tiny high tops to stand around. Not a big deal, since that's the vibe they're going for. Refrigerator was broken, so the only cold drink available was "aqua de Jamaica." Equipment breaks down sometimes, no problem. Where things got bad was at the service and food level.

Super slow service. Wife's burrito got forgotten in the panini press and they had to remake it (took ~10 mins to get her food despite zero wait). Food itself was average or below average, maybe 3/5 for my burrito and 2/5 for my wife's burrito. My "spicy" burrito essentially tasted spice free. My wife's shredded pork burrito tasted like someone just loaded a bunch of random salt and chili powders into a pork slurry. Just really difficult to eat. They gave us a little tray of chips as a "sorry for the inconvenience" token - much appreciated. However, "free" was still a high price to pay for these chips - they were not good either.

Overall, don't go here. If it was maybe 10CHF I'd get it, but it's 20CHF. Go to a grocery store and buy/make your own stuff for...

Honestly the worse “quick service” experience.

Just ordered and ate from there. I arrived, there was 1 order before me, took them 20 minutes to make quesadillas!

When it comes to 6 chf “cochinita pibil” quesadillas, i expect meat in it. The “cochinita pibil” quesadilla had absolutely no meat! Not only do i wait 20 minutes but i ate cheese quesadillas. Btw, I saw the lady make it and i saw the order after me, clearly there is no guideline : i got literally a cheese quesadilla. Also, i could see the amount of meat that the other staff put in the next “quesadillas” order and there are no guidelines, depending on “who” makes your quesadilla, the employee decides how much meat to put in. I truly believe in guidelines in such restaurant otherwise same staff making the food. In summary, 1 star for a 20 min, 21 Chf cheese quesadilla menu.

If i didn’t have to leave for my appointment i would have stayed, asked for it to be redone but after 20 minutes waiting i was already late! I am not coming back. First and last experience.

PS: a smile...