Joey's Takeaway — Restaurant in England

Well, what can I say.

Arguably the best; actually, no, they are in fact THE best takeaway in Brighton.

Joeie's (or Josie's as we repeatedly called them due to personal preference of the name) have supplied us with precisely 16 burgers since December 2016 and they have been the best 16 burgers of my short-lived life, (I'm not dead, I'm just young).

Joeie's is very well priced, service is spot-on and the staff are great. I feel as if me and the guy that delivers my food on a frequent basis have an unwritten, yet loving bond.

I love you, man.

The ending message I'd like you all to take away from this review is that Joeie's has supplied me with pure devotion to my hunger and granted me eternal happiness (for the hour in which it takes me to eat my chicken tower burger).

Biggup Joeie's, they helped us enjoy Poldark and got me through some post-gym hunger cravings. Plus, my maiden (she has orange hair) very much enjoys the food. Massive bonus.

Big love, The...

DO NOT ORDER FROM THIS BUSINESS... I Ordered through just eat, Food never turned up and when I called to enquire where it was the person on the phone was extremely rude saying they had tried to deliver twice and also called my mobile (all complete lies) and then hung up on me. I called back to be told they would not be delivering my food and hung up again then stopped answering my calls..... DO NOT USE THIS RESTAURANT AND READ the other reviews. I have no bias toward this restaurant and if I hadn't used just eat would have lost almost £40 1 star review because there was no zero or...

so i placed and order an paid by card when the food arrived, the chicken was burnt and so crispy and dry and the garlic bread too the only thing edible was the chicken burger so i rang them to complain and the guy on the phone was arguing it wasn't burnt well what do you think i did to it heated it up again? he was rude non professional said he wanted the food returned to him which wasn't a problem and he would send out more am actually disgusted he called me a liar and acted like i had insulted him will avoid them at all costs now, its a shame really coz i used to...