Black George — Restaurant in London

As a younger, more vain fellow, I used to worry about being recognised by bar staff at my local boozers if I ventured inside to watch football matches by myself. Because of this I used to sneak down to the Black George where literally nobody would ever suspect to find me because, put quite simply, it's the worst pub in the world.

There aren't many places where two blokes would start a fight over a woman with no teeth but this was a nigh on weekly occurrence at the George. I had the severe displeasure of living nearby and knew full well I could go home early and set my watch by when the same scumbag clientèle would be screaming obscenities at each other outside my window at kicking out time.

Get yourself down here if you're a psychologist interested in studying the most depraved and desperate examples of the human condition, otherwise don't even walk past on the same side...

Simply best boozer in Ealing. Go a long way to find a place with better atmosphere and cheap pints. Jukebox will inevitably be blaring out bangers all night....

The staff are really friendly and the service is great. The pints are nice and cheap and the atmosphere is perfect for a night out. 100%...