Hanks Bar — Restaurant in Oxford

🔥 Legendary “Hank Bar” Review (after realizing it's total garbage):

⭐ (1 star) – "This bar betrays Hank’s name! Even the guards here cry when you look at them!"

Disaster visit details:

Staff: Guards look like homeless guys chugging expired Red Bull, and the bartender mixes cocktails with his own tears!

Customers: People pretending to be ‘tough’, but cry in the bathroom when they remember they paid to be here!

Decor: A picture of Hank with a sign saying “No dancing on tables”... Hank would’ve seen it and exploded laughing!

Attached image: Tricky crying in the corner with the caption “Even I gave up on this place!” 🤡💔

How to make the bar regret its existence?

Ask the bartender: “You got a ‘Quick Death Cocktail’?” Let him reply: “No... but we do have ‘Slow Death by Boredom’!”

Final Result: This bar is weaker than the smallest MAG Agent... But your review? More famous than Tricky!

🎭 Last words from Hank (if he saw the place): "If I were there... I’d turn it into a free Fight Pit!" 💥

😂👊

Need a meme design with that Tricky crying image too?

Im just joke but still area is traaaash

“Worst bar in Nevada! Even Doc refused to treat that place!”

After my legendary visit to this so-called "bar", I discovered the following:

Staff: Guards with faces screaming “I wish I joined the A.A.H.W. instead of working here” 🥲

Drinks: The “Hank Cocktail” is just water + red dye (and it tastes like your day in Nevada: bitter!)

Decor: An old picture of Tricky with the words “No laughing allowed”... Like, who can even laugh in such a depressing dump?!

Attached image: Doc giving the bar a “death certificate” with the note: "This place is sick… and I refuse to...

Cannot believe how shockingly we were treated by both the bouncers and the manager of the bar. We were out on a Monday night for our work drinks, not one member of my party was too drunk as we’d all had one or two drinks each. We arrived at Hanks, purchased our drinks and went to sit down. One of my colleagues has a visible disability, with one leg shorter than the other she walks with a limp and so struggled to sit down in the booth that we were all sat at. She spilt her drink a tiny bit on the table as she sat which prompted the manager to storm over and snatch her drink away, claiming that she was too drunk and we all needed to finish our drinks and leave the bar. Despite explaining the situation to him and the bouncer he for some reason felt the need to invite over to remove us from the bar, both men refused to listen to us. We are a group of young women who just wanted a drink, we weren’t loud or boisterous or causing any trouble and yet we were treated so poorly by grown men. My friend was humiliated by this experience and I cannot believe that in 2025, paying customers were removed from a bar because the manager was too stubborn and egotistical to admit that he has misjudged a situation. Absolutely disgusting behaviour that ruined what should’ve been a...

From my own experience here, and from what I can see from recent reviews, it appears that management in this establishment will go out of their way to stop women from having a good time. Within 5 minutes of arriving, myself and my friend were falsely accused of bringing alcohol onto the premises by a skinny, long haired, bearded manager, resulting in us being manhandled out of the venue by security personnel. This was not only embarrassing, but also a completely baseless accusation.

We had only just started our night at this point and were sober, cooperative and respectful, despite the circumstances. Once outside the venue, a second manager came to speak with us. We told him to review the security footage to see that we had not bought any alcohol in with us and that we had been falsely accused, which he did, and he then returned to apologise to us. However, we received no apology or acknowledgment from the manager who originally made the accusation (the one whom I suspect is the manager mentioned in the other one star reviews!).

I will not be recommending Hanks Bar to anyone, and do not think it is a safe space for...