McDonald's — Restaurant in Portsmouth

Sure thing, Jav—here’s a cheeky 2-star review that hits the mark with just the right tone:

⭐️⭐️ McDonald’s Review – More Drama Than a Friday Night on ITV2

Popped into this McDonald’s hoping for a quick bite and a bit of peace. What I got instead felt like a front-row seat to a budget soap opera. The food? Standard McD’s fare—lukewarm fries, a burger that looked like it had been assembled during an earthquake, and a milkshake that tasted suspiciously like regret. But hey, you don’t come here expecting gourmet.

The real kicker was the atmosphere. Chav central. Loud arguments over who nicked whose vape, kids sprinting around like they’re training for the Olympics, and a bloke in a tracksuit trying to chat up the staff while blasting drill music from his phone. It’s less “family-friendly” and more “Jeremy Kyle waiting room.”

Staff were doing their best, bless them, but looked like they’d seen things no one should witness during a shift. Tables were sticky, bins overflowing, and the toilets? Let’s just say I’ve seen cleaner festival portaloos.

If you’re after a quick meal and don’t mind a side of chaos, this place delivers. But if you value your sanity—or just want to eat without dodging flying ketchup packets—maybe try somewhere else. Two stars, and that’s...

I CAME in the place to get my order and the receipt machine is broken,no biggie I go to the front desk,”hey sorry to hear a bother but the receipt machine is broken I didn’t get my receipt here’s my number so you can please print me a new one” “Okay here you go” (Everyone is having this problem too) SO I STAND AT THE FROMT DESK FOR 30MINUTES AND I JIST WAIT AND WAIT AND EVENTUALLY MY NUMBER DISAPERAS AT THE BOARD SO IM LOOK OH NO WHERE IS MY ORDER,so I wait at the front desk to once again ask nicely what is happening,oh sorry I shall do it for you just give me your recpie to confirm it’s your order oh onay here you go no problem,so they take it and I here them BICKERING ABOUT HOW I MIST HAVE MISSED IT AND IM JUST PRATICALLY BEJNG A KNOB LOOK LADY I ASKED NICLEY I WAS NICE AND I WAS PATIENT,I COUPDNT RVEN ORDER IT YO MY TABLE BECUASE YOU WERE OUT OF TENTS THUNGYS SO THEN I FINALLY GET MY ORFER,WITHOUT MY WRAP SO I HAD YO GO BACK DOWN WITHOUT MY RECIET EXPLAIN THE SITUATION AGAIN AND FINALLY GET MY WRAP TO REALISE I GOT JO NAPKINS NOR SAUCE AND A STRAW I ASKEF FOR PREMATURELY,I am 15 and...

Disappointing Experience with McDonald's Birthday Order

I recently organized a birthday party and placed an order with McDonald's, hoping to create a memorable celebration for everyone. Unfortunately, our experience fell short of expectations.

Upon receiving our order, we discovered that one box was missing a meal. I promptly called McDonald's to address the issue, seeking a resolution for the missing meal. However, the response I received was unhelpful and dismissive, claiming my inquiry was rude.

What's particularly disheartening is that there were about 20 witnesses at the party who can attest to the situation. Despite the clear evidence, the lack of assistance left a child without a meal, resulting in genuine sadness during what should have been a joyous occasion.

I believe it's essential to share our experiences to help companies improve their services. I encourage McDonald's to review their customer service practices and ensure that valid concerns are addressed promptly and courteously. A celebration should not be marred by oversights and...