Hello. You may have seen my last review on my previous account…where I had a horrific encounter with a younger lad working the grill station. A brief summary, he acted like a viscous beast and charged me with butcher knives. It’s been a little over three weeks since the incident and it’s safe to say my mental health is recovering - slow, but recovering nonetheless. After seeing a licensed counselor I was informed that facing your fears is a common way of overcoming mental anxiety. So, without hesitation I took this opportunity to better myself - MISTAKE!!! I entered core life this afternoon with confidence…and felt relieved when I did not see the demon boy behind the counter. I asked one of the workers about him, whom replied he has been fired due to playing cheif keefs “Love Sosa” on aux repeatedly - LOL! Anyway, after ordering my tuna poke bowl, I entered the bathroom to relieve myself….when something absurd happened. A ghost rose from the urinal and moaned my name extremely loud. I whipped my head around and saw the face of the demon boy…he was pale and floating in the air. I tried to run but he pulled me back by the collar of my shirt. I begged mercilessly to be let go, but he silenced me by reaching into the toilet, scooping a handful of feces, and smashing it into my face with extreme force. I threw my arms about trying to free myself from this ghostly figure, which eventually worked. I let out a final scream…(at this point I felt like there was no hope, and accepted my defeat against my worst nightmare). He had already removed my clothes and, at this point, was tickling me excessively. This is when a miracle happened…he politely apologized, wiped and cleaned my face off, then let me free. After exiting the bathroom, I DEMOLISHED my tuna poke bowl. It was tasty. 10/10 experience. Would definitely return to...
Read moreHello. My name is Donald and I want to share my horrid experience at Core Life Eatery in Clarksville, Indiana. It all started on a beautiful Sunday afternoon, when I felt like eating healthy. I came in, expecting to be greeted with a “hello”, or “welcome”…but instead, was immediately insulted and screamed at by a puny looking kid with a silver chain and dumb little visor. I ignored him at first, but could no longer take his buffoonery after continuous yelling as I made my way down the line. Things he was saying include the following…(WARNING: if you are easily offended - DO NOT CONTINUE -) he yelled, “Donkey Lips”, “Ball Breath” , “Nipple Face”, “Little Pimp”, “Fatso”, and “Hippo nut” just to name a few. When I got to the chicken station, where he was located, things got real. This little boy had access to the butcher knives, and began wielding them in my direction, giggling and whispering “let’s play a game”. His smile was devilish, and he didn’t break eye contact as his soft giggles transitioned into ferocious growling. He began foaming at the mouth like a dog with rabies. In fact, I believe he might have rabies because what he did next was absolutely astonishing. He charged at me, jumped over the counter, butcher knife in hand, and screamed as he ran towards me on all fours. I escaped unharmed, however the trauma and PTSD I now face anytime I enter a public facility is unbearable. My hopes and prayers are with Core Life, and whoever runs that place. Fire this kid, immediately - or I WILL take...
Read moreDon’t let the healthy vibe scare you off from CoreLife! The food is truly delicious, fresh, and creative! I’m a vegan who loves junk food (think vegan burgers and fries), and I was completely satisfied with my meal at CoreLife.
The staff is super friendly and will answer any and all questions that you have. I love that you can see the food as it moves down the line and is prepared! It all looked fresh, and I even saw them cooking meats on a grill - that fresh.
Much added plus that they have nutrient info on their website that includes calories and macros. If you’re trying to get in shape, stay in shape, or just do something nice for your body CoreLife is an easy choice!
My personal favorite part is that they list items on their menu that are vegan, and have a full allergen list online. There are no hidden “gotcha” animal products on their menu. The staff even knew which pre-made bowls that could be made vegan just by switching out chicken/beef for tofu. With that said, I ordered the spicy Thai chicken (sub in tofu for chicken), and it was fantastic!! I got the large bowl, and had leftovers to take home. My husband made his own bowl, and the staff gave recommendations as to what to add to the flavors he already likes. We also tried the roasted sweet potatoes, which are to die for. We would go back just for the roasted...
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