Brass Flamingo — Restaurant in Port Richey

Looking for Pasco Countys dirty little secret? Well you found it, and were talking DIRTY.

Are you sick of trying to find a reliable place to catch Mono, Bronchitis , Phenomena or Tuberculosis? Well my friend your in luck. The Brass Flamingo doesn't just give you tons of smoke, they give you tons of vapor. Without the water in the vapor to carry the pathogens from men's lungs to YOUR lungs it would be hardly possible. Tired of those long nights longing to have a sickly man's lung juices all over your glass, lips and inside you? Well wait no more, the brass has concocted up a excellent venu. The brass spared no expense by putting $15.00 dollar ceiling fans in place of what formerly were 5000.00 dollar smoke eaters. This was a classy move from the new business owner who thankfully raised the prices of the drinks when he took ownership.

No way now your not going to rub elbows with the rich and successful, in no time you'll be making a personal visit to your primary psychian to get antibiotics to clear up your upper repository infections. Who said The Brass Flamingo wouldn't send you places!

I've been to this place when it was named The Flash Dancer, and the piss poor job the new owners are doing now, they should of just changed the name from the "Brass Flamingo" to the "Iron Lung" as 1/2 the workers in a year from now will be carting around one while there huffing and puffing their way up the stage to slowly walk around the stage to pick up smelly one dollar bills.

My friends and I have spend 10000s over the years up there, after now were going to be spending 0's and 0's because we will not step foot in the filthy place. So The 5000 the owners would not spend on making the place breathable will cost them more , as ALOT of people I know including myself will not return unless major changes are...

Came here on vacation and let me tell you what I observed just from the hour I spent in this establishment! Walk in greeted by a very nice security guard older gentleman, not what I expected normally on a Friday Saturday night a girl is at the door to set the mood for your walk in( we will get back to this later). I walk in to order a drink two bars one up front one in the rear, the bartenders had no smiles what so ever except the young blonde lady, the place smelled so badly of weed and cigarettes which to my knowledge as per Florida code : weed is not permitted or allowed to be smoked in the club okay great. the floor security was sitting around playing video games on his phone absolutely no regard for safety for the patrons or the young ladies dancing, not to mention taking shots while working and drinking on the job, the place seemed to be run by a middle aged bold guy who everyone seem to report to, however it seems as if he only came out from around his desk to either stand out front or grab food to eat in his office! Back to the door girl now apon me leaving I noticed a young women maybe middle eastern or Mexican (not to sure) but she was walking around drinking as well taking photos and completely abandoning her post! As I was leaving I made a comment and said to the older security guy at the door “oh wow you do have a door girl here” and he laughed she didn’t seem to happy by my comment so I decided to give her a 20 dollar tip to be nice, now I’m not sure if tips are split at the door or not but I did see a tip jar ( which my mistake) I should have put the tip in the tip bucket, however she took my 20 dollars and stuffed it right in her bag! Overall it seems as if this place is a circus 🤡 and is very mismanaged! I hope this helps...

I should have never came here in the first place I am still so disgusted with everything and especially how I was treated here. I came here for my 21st birthday to have my first legal drink. That was during hurricane Idalia, and there were at most 7 people in the entire building. I ran into one of the strippers who was friendly towards me on my birthday again, at Walmart. She encouraged me to come back and told me that she would be there.

I went and I will never ever ever go back. I wore a dress down to my ankles with black heels, and I was told that I needed to go inside of the club with a man or else I couldn’t come in. They were saying I wasn’t allowed in alone. They also threatened me by saying that if any man talks to me or is giving me any attention, that they would have to tell me to leave. They were upset that I was a woman who went there alone who they thought was beautiful. I went inside and what I had on should not have been a threat to ANYONE because many of the women in there were nude. I feel so ashamed. I even think that they overcharged me. First adult entertainment club that I’ve ever been to and I wouldn’t want to go to another one ever again. I had no business...