🌮💥✨ SOMEONE CALL HOLLYWOOD — BECAUSE KEZIAH DESERVES HER OWN SHOW. ✨💥🌮
Let me set the scene: I walk into Condado’s Tacos expecting a regular meal — some chips, maybe a taco or two, good vibes at best. What I got was a life-altering, soul-healing, spiritually uplifting five-star service experience delivered by none other than the QUEEN of hospitality herself — KEZIAH.
From the moment she floated to our table like a hospitality goddess in human form, I knew this wasn’t going to be a normal dinner. Her smile? Blinding. Her menu knowledge? Encyclopedic. Her timing? Impeccable. Her energy? Somewhere between Beyoncé at the Super Bowl and a double shot of espresso with a confetti cannon.
Now let’s talk about the Sweet Heat taco. I didn’t even know my taste buds could feel love like this. Keziah looked me in the eyes and said, “Trust me.” And I did. And now I’m naming my firstborn Sweet Heat in her honor. It was THAT good. Sweet, spicy, crunchy, juicy — like a passionate romance in taco form. And Keziah? She’s the taco cupid.
Water refills? Already done. Extra sauces? Already brought. The ability to make you feel like you’re the most important person in the restaurant? She’s mastered it. If Condado’s were the Avengers, Keziah would be the one assembling the squad with flawless style and queso in hand.
She didn’t just serve us. She nurtured our souls with tacos and laughter. Keziah is a national treasure. Give her a raise. Give her a crown. Give her a taco throne. If I could hire her to narrate my life and guide me through tough decisions with taco recommendations, I would.
Keziah, thank you for the tacos, the vibe, and the memory. I’ll be telling my grandchildren about this night.
10/10. Would get adopted by Keziah and live a full taco-filled life under her...
Read moreEdit review: things have changed a lot since my last review. Service is much improved. Sam was delightful and very attentive. I'm glad I came back.
I'm going to start off by sharing that I've never had any issues with the food or drinks at this location. My issue is with the service. You will get sat rather quickly but then you will sit there and wait for quite some time before someone actually acknowledges that you exist and might want a beverage or food. It's during this waiting period that you'll look around trying to guess who your server is. This is a fun game of guess who that can last for up to 20 minutes. It's most likely the person who's face is connected to their phone or the one who's wiping down tables and glancing at you while thinking to themselves how dare I sit in their section and want something. This will be the same person who thinks they should be earning 20% or more in tips just for showing up that day. This place seems to be ran by teenagers or early twenty somethings as I've never seen an adult, not once, not ever. That's surprising since they sell alcohol. You'd think an adult must be present somewhere, right? Someone who's ran a restaurant before, maybe? Well, I think you get the point. Good food, horrible service. I forgot to mention that this is all happening while the restaurant is nearly empty of patrons, so why is this happening and who exactly did those tables need to be wiped down for? No one was waiting to be seated and you haven't served the ones that have been... This...
Read moreI had the pleasure of being served by an absolutely phenomenal bartender at Condado Gracie, and I can’t say enough good things about the experience. From the moment I sat down, her energy was warm, welcoming, and effortlessly professional. You could tell right away she genuinely cared about making sure everyone had a great time—not just with drinks, but with the whole vibe of the bar.
She was incredibly knowledgeable about the menu and took the time to walk me through some of their personal favorites. When I wasn’t quite sure what to order, she asked a few thoughtful questions about what I liked and then crafted a custom drink that was hands down one of the best I’ve ever had. You could tell she takes real pride in her craft—everything was balanced, creative, and presented beautifully.
Even with a packed bar, she never missed a beat. She kept things flowing, cracked jokes with guests, and somehow made every person feel like a regular. That’s a rare skill. You could see people around me smiling and relaxing, just feeding off the great atmosphere they helped create.
On top of all that, she was just a genuinely kind and down-to-earth person. It’s rare to come across someone who can blend top-tier service with real personality, but they nailed it.
I’ll definitely be coming back, and honestly, she’s a big reason why. If you find yourself at Condado and get lucky enough to sit at their bar, you’re in for a treat....
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