Capri Pizza & Brew Pub — Restaurant in Homestead

Glad it's back in the family! I delivered for Mario in 1994. Spoke with Mario's daughter recently, who is very fluent in the absolutely hilarious movie Idiocracy. She touts herself as a super expert on the subtle nuances of that film, and you can challenge her knowledge base by demonstrating, by a preponderance of the evidence, that you know MORE than her. If you can [T]rump her, you win a slice of pie. If you lose, you are immediately compelled to do community service for 15 minutes. Said service and the filming of the same shall be used for promotional purposes and commUNITY Unity. You must take a number, wait in line, be courteous, not be an sore loser and accept the judging by Capri staff. Her staff are unbiased. You shall have ChatGPT5 listen & judge as well, if you choose. ChatGPT5 counts as (2) two votes because it's pretty damn smart. Prior to the free pie challenge, you shall first locate the engraving in the photo, below, which is on the outside facade of a nearby structure. Good luck!

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Ordered a pizza and hoagie to go. Was told over the phone that they cannot put sausage and pepperoni on half the pizza. Went to pick it up 45 minutes later because that's how long it was for pick up. When I arrived they indicated that they had sent my sausage pizza out with the delivery driver. The delivery driver returned and said there was no mix up in the delivery orders. My pizza was never made. At that point they were suddenly able to make half pepperoni half sausage pizza. 25 minutes later I'm on my way with my pizza and my Italian hoagie. When I got home the Italian hoagie was cold and it had mayonnaise on it. It's been my experience that and an Italian hoagie has… Italian dressing on it. Worst experience ever, missing the original owners. And they were super nonchalant about it all.Will find somewhere else to order from. Sorry Capri,...

We weren't up for pizza, so we had sandwiches, and ordered some (non-curly) fries with cheese. It arrived in good order, at a great temperature for consumption, and the fries were great, not soggy as we feared because of the delivery. Advice:

Don't order a whole hoagie unless you're VERY hungry or are sharing with another person. They are BIG. Don't order a large fries unless you've been fasting for a day or so or are sharing with at least two or three other people. There were two of us, so we got the large fries. My feet are wide enough that I could not fit a pair of my size 13 shoes in the box the fries came in, but if they were a bit narrower, I'd have a very good shot at it.

I had the chicken Philly cheese hoagie, my wife had the chicken gyros. Pizza next time; if it's as good as the sandwiches were, we'll...