Club 939 — Restaurant in Honolulu

The dancers here are predatory. On 2 different occasions I matched with one of them on Tinder. They both pretended to carry a normal conversation for several days and then invited me to this club on the pretense that it was a normal night out. The first one said she didn’t even work there and was then on stage when I showed up. Her tone immediately shifted and was suddenly asking for champagne services and large amounts of money. About a month later, the exact same thing happened with a different dancer who worked there. It’s clearly the business model of this place. They find unsuspecting single men on dating apps and pretend to have a connection with them while hiding their employment just so they can leverage the false rapport for money the night they meet you. This place is one massive scam.

Later, after seeing I had left a negative review, one of the dancers, Indi, blew up my phone to try and get me to take it down. Never once apologized and instead acted like luring guys in from Tinder wasn’t at all exploitative. Not only will they set up phony dates with unsuspecting men who don’t realize they’re being led to a strip club, but they harass customers who call it out publicly. If you have any self respect at all,...

Gents, and ladies, this is easily the best location on the island. Spacious, for those where size matters and the tallest poles I've ever seen. The dancers also utilize them in their entirety, so size isn't just for show. The other clubs I've been too felt cramped with way more hustle and bustle than was necessary. Then of course I found this place and have frequently returned. The girls here are talented and remarkably beautiful, and let's not kid ourselves we're all looking for someone we enjoy looking at. They're great conversationalists as well as witty, understanding, interactive and all around enjoyable to be around. My personal recommendation ask for Ziva, and if her friend Indi is there all the better. The icing on the cake is if Dan's serving drinks. My guy is on point and reliable.

TL;DR you will enjoy every minute here, and if you don't believe me try for yourself just...

This is hands down, by far, the worst strip club I have ever been to. First off your only choices of seats are at the stage, where you are constantly harassed to tip the dancers, or buy bottle service for a seriously excessive price. The "private" dances are a joke, they are "not allowed" to give a real lap dance. Champagne service is also a joke, $300 for the cheapest bottle and the only thing you get for that is the equivalent of two $20 table dances, where once again there is no actual contact. Their website says they are open Monday-Sunday from 4pm-2am, I tried going by at 6pm, 6:30pm, 7pm, and finally just called every half hour, 4 hours later and the doors are still locked and no answer on the phone. Apparently they only open when they feel like it. Save yourself some time and money and go to literally any other club and you are almost certainly assured to have...