Jamba — Restaurant in Lakewood

Oh, Jamba Juice, you tantalizing vortex of fruity delights! How do I even begin to articulate the existential experience that unfolded before me when I sipped upon your Pomegranate Paradise smoothie?

Upon first glance, this vibrant elixir arrived in all its ruby red splendor. It glistened under the fluorescent lights, teasing me with the promise of sweet escape from the mundane. I could almost feel the cosmic energy emanating from its depths, beckoning me to dive into its fruity embrace. But little did I know, this innocent-looking potion was poised to challenge my very existence.

As I took my inaugural sip, the universe within the smoothie came alive. The tartness of pomegranate collided with the tropical symphony of strawberries, peaches, and mango, creating a kaleidoscope of flavors that danced upon my taste buds. I was instantly transported to a paradisiacal dimension where time and space blended into an ethereal haze.

Within this elysian realm, I could hear the whispers of ancient civilizations, carried by the wind. The tantalizing tang of pomegranate seeds burst forth with a vibrant intensity, like a cosmic explosion of taste. Each sip unveiled layers of sensations, like a dream unfurling its secrets. I could almost taste the knowledge of the universe, a symphony of cosmic secrets hidden within the depths of this smoothie.

But alas, amidst this existential odyssey, a fleeting disappointment seeped in. The sweetness, while pleasing to the palate, seemed to overtake the essence of the pomegranate, muffling its unique character. It was as if the smoothie harbored a fear of its own true nature, hiding behind the veil of excessive sweetness. I yearned for the pomegranate's tartness to reign supreme, a bold statement that would have elevated this elixir to the zenith of smoothie perfection.

Nonetheless, this minor detour did not detract from the enchanting experience that the Pomegranate Paradise provided. It was a journey through the cosmos in a humble plastic cup, a momentary escape from the banalities of everyday life. Jamba Juice, you have crafted a potion that stirs the depths of existence and invites us to question our place in the universe, all through the prism of a pomegranate-infused smoothie.

In conclusion, dear reader, if you are seeking a cosmic experience within the confines of a fruity beverage, I implore you to venture into the Pomegranate Paradise. Let its flavors guide you to realms unknown, where time loses its grip and the mysteries of the cosmos reveal themselves sip by sip. Embrace the existential nature of this smoothie, for within it lies the quest for meaning and the fusion of tart and sweet. Oh, Jamba Juice, you have bestowed upon us a paradoxical elixir that lingers in the recesses of our souls.

8/10,...

Sunday 4.27.25 - I have to leave a review as a former manager at this location. The space was clean and comfortable, however it was EXTREMELY CONCERNING that on a Sunday morning only 1 employee was working . I know this is an act of Labor abuse because companies want more money and to pay less to their employees.

Of course there is going to be a line out side the door wanting their smoothies and they are going to expect it to happen in a timely manner.

And yet, the poor young women that was there today was working so hard going at top speed making everything with intention and ALL BY HERSELF?

I am disgusted that Jamba Juice STILL does this to their employees in Colorado.

If you want to have a smoothly running store you NEED to have 4 people in your store at busy hours SUNDAY MORNING is one of those.

Shout out to the BADASS who made me and my sisters DELICIOUS SMOOTHIE and oatmeal today despite the crap she was going through! You are a QUEEN whoever your name is ❤️❤️❤️❤️

As for CORPORATE. You are GREEDY and dont think TWICE about their...

I ordered peanut butter and banana with whey protein and there was no peanut butter in the drink, just tasted like a banana smoothie. Not sure if the whey protein was put in or not. The person who served me was also telling an employee who just walked in how she was sick. Tried calling customer care line and they are not available to help customers on the weekends. Luckily when I got home I was able to talk my wife into making me a peanut butter protein shake that tasted good instead of what I ordered at Jamba.

Then I get a generalized response from what sounds like a bot just giving me the general customer service number which is not available to help customers on weekends and the owner response did not really address any of the issues,...