A Most Traumatic and Unholy Encounter
Hear me now, ye keepers of the Sub of Jersey, for I have suffered grievous wrong at thine hands. I didst order the sacred #9 through thine enchanted app, and with swiftness I bore it home, eager to partake in its promised glory. Yet lo! When I unfurled the wrappings and beheld the breadly vessel… horror struck mine eyes. The bacon—aye, the very life-blood of the feast—was absent. Not a strip, nay, not even a single shard remained to give hope.
Mine evening was laden with toil, and thus I could not embark upon the weary pilgrimage back to thine halls to demand justice. With heavy heart I did consume the barren sub, and with each joyless bite I was plagued by emptiness profound. For twenty dollars did I surrender, yet what I received was but a hollow mockery of the feast I was promised.
Once I too labored within the temples of Jersey Mike, and never—aye, in no realm, nor in any twisting of time’s tapestry—would I have visited such a curse upon a fellow soul. Bacon there was ever plentiful, and should it dwindle, the Frigid walk-in chamber would swiftly grant more. Thus I see but three dire truths that may explain this transgression: That the bacon was forgotten, cast aside in folly. That the bacon was depleted, and the laborers too slothful to replenish. That the bacon was utterly vanquished, and none remained within the entirety of the fortress.
If the third grim fate befell, I wouldst at least expect token recompense—a cookie, an apology, some gesture of honor. Yet none was given.
Know this, O Mike: I can no longer rend my back in toil, only to squander my wage on a false #9 bereft of its soul. If this grievous injustice be not righted, I shall forsake thine house forevermore. My heart turns toward Jimmy John’s, yea, even unto the dark pit that is Subway, where at the very least, they deal honestly in their strips of...
Read moreNovember 4th Update: Food vouchers arrived the mail today. I appreciate that they came through on that. It would be nice though to get my refund. I guess this will have to do. Thank you for the vouchers, Jersey Mike’s.
November 3rd Update: Finally got a response after I updated my original review. Was told they would send some food vouchers. Have yet to see them and still no refund. A lot of talk and promises but nothing has materialized. So unimpressed.
UPDATE: Have sent two emails to the address with no response and still no refund.
Very disappointed with this Jersey Mike’s location!!! I ordered through their app for a delivery order and used my reward points for a free sandwich. I was watching for the updates and saw that it was close to arriving. As I’m waiting for them, I see that the tracker has them no where near my location that they were given. Then I get another update that they are having a hard time finding address. It’s not a difficult location. It’s a local school. So I text the driver to give some more information action of this easy location. Then I’m notified that it’s been delivered. Not to me! The tracker is still showing the driver miles away from where I am. I called the store and was told they couldn’t do anything call door dash. Call door dash they tell me they can’t do anything call Jersey Mike’s. After some more discussion, they decided to send the Jersey Mike location a notification for a refund. Said refund was supposed to be done within 24 hours. Still no refund! And no lunch that day!!! So tired of the lack of costumer service or caring at all. What a joke! Sticking with Jimmy John’s from now on. At least they can get my food to me....
Read moreIn the end you could get a better sub from Port of Subs just down the road.
My husband got the Big BLT and I got the Buffalo Chicken Sandwich. The cashier was nice enough. Let my husband choose what he wanted for toppings then told us it would be a bit while the chicken for mine cooked and had us sit down. I noticed that no spices were added to the chicken while it cooked which always makes for a bland breast. He did not ask what I wanted for my toppings and simply made the sandwich which is too bad because I am a big pepper fan, and with how mushy the sandwich was it could have sorely used something crunchy.
The best tasting part of my sandwich was probably the bread which was nice and soft and fresh tasting. The chicken was bland with buffalo sauce and Bleu cheese unevenly drizzled over it. Sadly the bland dry chicken managed to overpower the things on it for over half the time. The only other things on there were mayonnaise and lots of lettuce. I considered asking for more things on my sandwich until I opened it and realized with the sauce getting gluey it probably wasn't a feasible request.
Husbands sandwich was just as bland despite being made "mikes way". The oregano he told me was fairly bitter and the sandwich was mostly tasteless aside from the bacon.
To top it off we both were sick later and are pretty sure it was from this place. They get two stars because despite not being able to choose my toppings the service was superb. The fault here lies in the food,...
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