La Piscine Restaurant at Flamingo South Beach — Restaurant in Miami Beach

Down in South Beach, under the flamingo's rosy wing, Lies "La Piscine", a place that makes taste buds zing. Duci, the waiter, full of glee and light, Served Andy and Fareed, making their night quite bright.

"Ceviche and Salmon Tartar!" they cheerfully declared, "Are dishes so splendid, none other can be compared. The salmon, oh so tender, a culinary thrill, And the ceviche! It dances on the tongue with a will!"

Five stars, they exclaimed, with a gleam in their eyes, An accolade so deserved under Miami's skies. With Duci's charm and swift, lighthearted jest, He made the dining experience nothing but the best.

As the evening unfurled under the starlit art, Tanya, the host, played an integral part. With grace and poise, she welcomed everyone in, Creating an atmosphere where joy could begin.

Alexandra, the owner, deserves her applause, For creating a place that gives one pause. Her hearty welcome and smile, oh so bright, Turned a simple evening into an unforgettable night.

At La Piscine, it’s clear to see, There's more than food that brings such glee. There's laughter and love, shared under the stars, In this haven of joy, amid Miami’s boulevards.

So here's an ode, a review so fine, To La Piscine, a true dining shrine. A limerick, a salute, a five-star toast, To the restaurant we all adore the most!

With delectable cuisine that leaves hearts warm, And a unique charm that’s far from the norm. La Piscine, oh, you're a gastronomic chart, You're not just a restaurant, you're a...

I must commend the incredible team at Lapiscine, particularly our waitresses Yoalis and Otanya, who elevated our dining experience to the highest level of excellence. Their professionalism, warm demeanor, and extensive knowledge of the menu were truly exceptional.

Yoalis and Otanya went above and beyond to ensure our evening was flawless. They provided insightful recommendations, described each dish with passion, and were attentive to every detail. Their genuine enthusiasm for the restaurant and its offerings was infectious and added an extra layer of enjoyment to our meal.

Their friendly and accommodating nature made us feel like valued guests, and their presence enhanced the overall ambiance of Lapiscine. It's rare to encounter such outstanding service, and it's clear that Yoalis and Otanya are not just waitresses but true ambassadors of the restaurant's commitment to excellence.

Their dedication to ensuring our dining experience was memorable is a testament to the exceptional team at Lapiscine, and we are truly grateful for their outstanding service. Yoalis and Otanya are the best, and they made our visit truly...

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Owner of restaurant retaliated by posting a bad review about me to my school I attend

TLDR: long wait time and bad service

I went here for lunch one day and walked up to the bar to order food, I stayed for about five minutes without anyone taking my order Before going back to my table. I sat at the table for another few minutes, thinking maybe the waitress would attend me there. She never came over. So again, I walked up to the bar to order where the owner and her waitress were working, the owner was drawing a sign while I waited. Eventually the waitress came back and I asked the flavors they had that day to which she pointed to the owner. I didn’t understand what she meant so I looked over the owner for clarification. The owner walked over with the sign and started chatting to a woman who had just walked in. I finally ordered and sat down. The wait was too long and I had to leave to get back to school. I wrote my original review after finding out the owner yelled at the other students and “banned” me from the restaurant.

The owner of this restaurant is incredibly rude...