⭐ 1-Star Review: A Cake Catastrophe from Icebox Cafe
Icebox Cafe Miami, I wanted to be wowed. Instead, I was left wondering if this was a prank.
Let’s start with the packaging, or lack thereof. The cake was shipped in a flimsy, oversized box with no internal support, no cake ring, and the whole thing was wrapped in plastic wrap—yes, like something you’d pick up in the freezer section at your local grocery store. Not exactly the elegant, specialty presentation one expects from a bakery of your reputation.
To make matters worse, the cake arrived after 10 PM and clearly had a rough journey—it was delivered on its side, completely smooshed. A sad, sideways, squashed mess. This wasn’t a cake; it was a crime scene.
Now… let’s talk taste. Or lack thereof.
The cheesecake layer was SOUR. And not in a tangy, New York-style kind of way—in a “something’s gone wrong” kind of way. The entire thing was barely touched. Not a single guest went back for seconds. In fact, most spit it out. That’s how bad it was.
I had such high hopes for this to be a showstopper dessert. Instead, it became the punchline of the evening. For a premium price, I received a product that was poorly packaged, questionably fresh, and genuinely inedible.
Icebox Cafe, I’ve seen you featured in articles, praised by foodies, and tagged in dreamy Instagram photos. Unfortunately, what showed up at my door was a total disaster—both in form and flavor.
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