Nrgize — Restaurant in Miami

Well, I actually did get energized… just with annoyance.

Walked into this smoothie spot hoping for some post-workout nutrition intel, but instead got a masterclass in customer service apathy. The young gentleman behind the counter was so deeply invested in what appeared to be a Netflix binge session (complete with industrial-grade ear muff headphones) that I genuinely felt bad for disturbing him and wondered if I’d accidentally wandered into his living room.

When I politely asked about sugar content in the smoothies, his response was delivered with the enthusiasm of someone reading a grocery list in another language: “I have no idea.”

Me: “What actually goes in the smoothies?” Him: “I have no idea.” Me: “Is there maybe a list of ingredients somewhere?” Him: “No.”

The commitment to unhelpfulness was honestly impressive. It’s rare to encounter someone who has achieved such zen-like mastery of not caring about their job. I half expected him to ask ME to make my own smoothie while he finished his show.

If you’re looking for smoothie knowledge, nutritional information, or basic human interaction, I’d suggest literally anywhere else. But if you want to experience what it’s like to be completely invisible while standing directly in front of another human being, this is your spot.

Two thumbs down, but whatever his Netflix selection was seemed...

Great variety of products for pre workout and post workout. Super clean and friendly...

Excelente recomendable...