James,
We were all coming to Manhattan New York City from different parts of the country for a adult bachelorette party, some from Atlanta, Las Vegas, New York & Georgia all to Florida Boca Raton shores at our rented beach house. When I got there I realized the cake was missing from the goodies for this bachelorette party for my best friend. My sister told me that she was on the net and would find an exotic cake, and she found this site. Wow, is the only way to describe them, hundreds of photo’s, thousands of stores all across the country. I was sold before I got to the phone number. Called, ordering was a snap, James on the phone made it effortless, and smooth. Called us before and after the delivery, sent photo’s of the cake before We were all coming from different parts of the country for a adult bachelorette party, some from Atlanta, Las Vegas, New York & Georgia all to Florida Boca Raton shores at our rented beach house. When I got there I realized the cake was missing from the goodies for this bachelorette party for my best friend. My sister told me that she was on the net and would find an exotic cake, and she found this site. Wow, is the only way to describe them, hundreds of photo’s, thousands of stores all across the country. I was sold before I got to the phone number. Called, ordering was a snap, James on the phone made it effortless, and smooth. Called us before and after the delivery, sent photo’s of the cake before delivery to approve. Can not get better than this. Cake was divine, looked better than I excepted, made me look great to the girls, get this, it even tasted superb. That’s that, I would like to mention that we all stayed up way past our bed time, and my hangover is still with me, hahah Ta ta for now
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Read moreHi everyone!!! Just wanted to take some time out to tell you about a wonderful experience that I had with this bakery. A couple of friends and I decided to celebrate our birthdays all in one month. So when my really crazy fun friends birthday turn came up . I decided that I needed something different for them. I googled and viola this wonderful bakery appeared on The website. I decided to order the Spanish colored phallus to properly entertain my friends. We all went to a nice restaurant named:" Made in Mexico". There are no words to describe the shocked look of the patrons In the restaurant as the well endowed , highly impressive phallus was escorted by two handsome guys. With the sparkling candles Everyone in the restaurant cheered took pictures ... the shocked looked on one of my friends faces was priceless. The cake was more than I expected very realistic. I chose the final blow cake . The cake was decorated the words written in chocolate and the rest of the cake decorated in a zebra pattern. The texture of the cake was very smooth and nice. Very moist inside. I highly recommend this bakery. James , the owner was so helpful to me in completing the ordering process because I'm not computer savvy at all. The greatest thing is that they will deliver anywhere. The delivery person. Was prompt and the cake was delivered in great condition. Please try this bakery. You will...
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