Cantina Taco doesn’t serve food—they serve destiny. I didn’t eat a steak quesadilla today; I hosted one. I merged with it. It entered me willingly like a flavor-bound parasite and whispered ancient Aztec prophecies into my bloodstream. My body’s still vibrating at a higher tortilla frequency and women now look at me as if I was any-era Antonio Banderas.
The inside of this place hits you like an off-brand luchador dropkicking your left lung. Neon drinks? Check. Framed spice erotica? Absolutely. A Pepsi machine fighting a Coke machine to the death while Snapple officiates with a neon maraca? It's not a drink station—it’s La Thunderdome.
She stepped out from behind the soda machine like she’d been there for years. Or hadn’t just blinked into existence thirty seconds ago. Her name tag read "Janina," but I swear it shimmered like heat off asphalt when I looked too long. She wore affordable sneakers, silent and unassuming, and carried herself like someone with unfinished spectral business and a flexible lunch break.
She didn’t take our order. She didn’t touch a tray. She just was—by the super long cactus, then near the napkins, then gone—until she wasn’t again. She drifted by holding a taco that shimmered in and out of existence like a relic stuck between the infinite dimensions across time and space. Then she looked me in the eye, whispered:
"Nunca olvides al chile que te cambió."
And dipped her eyes below her sombrero. I hadn't really thought about it before, but maybe… maybe I loved her right back.
The steak quesadilla? A marvel of meat and mystery. Crispy like justice, juicy like betrayal. Comes with a side of pico that made me question the integrity of every tomato I’ve ever known, the audacity every onion before now had, and how heavenly it would be to sleep - just one night even - on a bed made of this perfectly fragrant cilantro. I bit it and saw the childhood I never had; the young chiquillo kicking the futbol at the burros that blessed our pueblo, my abuelita harvesting the vaca behind our casa. Oh, those would've been the days!
A Dia de los Muertos skull near the register seemed to grin wider every time I glanced away.
Behind me, the salsa fridge hummed like it was trying to remember a song from another life.
This place doesn’t just feed you. It reminds you of what it's like to be fed.
Final Verdict: 5/5 Would absolutely let this quesadilla power my mech suit in the coming spice wars. Would let Janina haunt my dreams and feed me chips from the brim of her hat. Would certainly over-water all of the cacti almost immediately.
* Ode to Janina * You moved like steam off tortillas in June, said one thing and stole my past. Were you real, or just well-seasoned? Either way, I hope you haunt me fast.
"Never forget the chili that...
Read moreDelivery service is horrible. They don't bring the correct amount of change, or any at all to cash tender. So I'm assuming the delivery driver expected me to give her a huge tip or something as if I'm Bill Gates. Had to send the food back. Was a first time customer. Also when I called back to add to the order, the owner of the restaurant acted like she couldn't find my ticket for the order because she said the lady that took the order left for the day. So I almost had to repeat my whole order because of that. Obviously her resturaunt must be very disorganized. Will not be ordering here again. Their loss! And it's Taco Tuesday!!! Come on man! 🤣
Update in response to the Owners statement:
You sent your driver with no money to correctly tender for my purchase. But here's the real question, if you knew that I had made an order earlier after me telling you like 3x that I made an order earlier with your employee who left, and then giving you my name over the phone! Why didn't you just go to the order line up in the first place to find the order? Instead of making our phone call so difficult, that's when I than decided to hang up, cancelling the order because I felt like my time was being wasted, which it was. But then you called back with the ticket. So of course I decided to give your buisness second chance. Why not it was my choice, and it was also my choice to...
Read moreI would very much consider myself a taco fan. And Cantina Taco had me cheering for joy! I'm so very pleased with my experience that I can't wait to come back, yes, it's that good!
I fortunately went on a Tuesday and got the special taco trio that also comes with free rice and beans. You can also choose whatever salasas you'd like to enjoy with your meal. The tacos were so fresh, so flavorful, almost otherworldly in a sense that I wished for each succulent bite to never end. Even the rice and beans had incredible depth of flavor, and I've had some very bland sides from other local taco places so this really sets the bar high.
They have so many other options for you to choose, like burritos and rice bowls, quesadillas and nachos, the list goes on and on.
The servers are very kind and courteous and well bring your food right to you instead of just calling your name and waiting for you to come fetch it. The atmosphere within is very bright and colorful with plenty of seating and the music is just at the right level to hear but not be too loud.
I can't wait to visit again and try everything...
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