Libertine Coffee Bar — Restaurant in San Luis Obispo

A moan of ecstasy escapes my man’s lips as the girthy vegan burrito leaves his mouth. He doesn’t know what’s in it, but the pop of magnanimous chorizo made from the slaughtered unmeats of some sort of ensorcelled vegetable proteins puts him in a trance of abject surprise and quiet contemplation of the numinous.

While he zones out into a tasty oblivion, I sip some somewhat lackluster black drip. Drinkable to be sure, a world above motel or McDonalds breakfast swill, but not the “3rd Wave” Ethiopian or single origin brew from Bali that’ll knock your socks off if you’re looking for that sort of thing.

The open face avo toast was a spicy treat atop some chunkily mashed avocado and an over easy eggness. A filling way to break fast.

They have pastries, day-olds, and free wifi in a small space with lots of air flow. Friendly staff....

Very conflicted review. The staff is so nice, they’re all very kind and attentive. The coffee is great not super bitter. The shop itself is very nice and clean but the food is where I’m extremely dissatisfied. Their food used to be SO good. But recently it’s gotten REALLY bad. This time I got the avocado toast. This is usually a safe thing to get as it’s hard to mess up avocado and bread but when I took my first bite I nearly spit it out. I’m not sure what they do to the bread but it tasted like it was deep fried 3 times in week old oil. My fiancé got the breakfast burrito and was also disappointed by it. It was overly greasy and barely had any bacon. I’ll come back for the coffee but I think I’ll stay away from the food...

This place is the worst place i’ve been to in SLO. We payed so much money for a very terrible experience here. The “morning bowl” was literally a burnt scrambled egg with a side of tater tots and soggy toast… and then the waitress had the audacity to give us attitude and be all upset when we asked if it was possible to get a refund or have it remade. It was absurd — absolutely nothing was good. The chicken and waffles was literally chicken tenders—microwaved and crappy not home made waffles. The coffee wad also over sweetened and weak. the chai tasted like pure caramel syrup...