Five Guys — Restaurant in Town of Clarkstown

This is what I like to call FOOD! I usually come here every tuesday through sunday (can't go monday because I have appointments for my "issues"). Most of the time I get the double bangin' burger with jalapenos, mushrooms, Canadian dried peaches, Cherokee purple onions, and semi-sloppy froot loops. (yeah I bring them from home ;). Last time I went there was sort of odd though.. I walked in at 1:30 in the afternoon to see the place completely deserted. At this point I'm wondering what happened since all the chairs were turned upside down and hanging from the ceiling. There was one table and had a man (around the age of 12-67) sitting on top of it. He was doing his laundry like any normal human being in Five Guys would. His laundry consisted of 43 white t shirts that said "Sloppy Joe" across the back. I have no idea what to think of this... Do I help him with his laundry? Do I shake his hand? Do I sit down on the ground and whisper to myself quietly? I have no idea. Exactly 13 minutes and 32 seconds of pondering later I wake up and realize it was all dream and I am laying down in my bed. However there was quite a "mess" in my bed... Overall...

I used to frequent the Five Guys in Ithaca NY and consistently enjoyed the staff, service and environment. This location fell short.

Went for an early dinner and it was pretty empty. Ultimately saw about 4 other tables worth of people during our visit. The staff was not particularly engaging to customers but really loud with each other and playful- nothing wrong with enjoying your coworkers but this seemed to the detriment of the service. The food was really only ok- a little slow and messier than I'm used to upstate.

The restaurant itself was really dirty in the dining room, at the soda counter/machines and most especially in the bathroom. The women's toilets were disgusting and none seemed to flush!!?! Definitely skip those. I know customers are generally inconsiderate and nasty... Businesses can't always know a bathroom was just messed up but this was beyond needing a routine touch-up cleaning. I would have definitely reconsidered ordering if I'd gone in the bathroom first. But I guess I lived to tell the tale so.... What...

Service was terrific short and to the point.Only ordered a cherry milkshake( without whipped cream) but it for sure was the best cherry milkshake I have ever had. ALL THICC and cherry juicy. Imagine a ripe thicc BIG bootied cherry being blended all up into yummy creamy goodness.Hopefully your mouths watering like mine was as it made it's way thru the big body straw. Once the shake hit my lips for the very first time my eyes crossed with delight as my taste buds did cartwheels .I ordered the small and wow I found it to be way bigger than what I imagined. It was so good and creamy l had to back up off of it and sit my cup down. I can only imagine how much better it would've been had I added some whipped cream. Maybe next time I'll whip than...