Burgrito's — Restaurant in Town of Oyster Bay

I came in in full burglary gear, wholly intent on robbing the joint and grabbing a burger on the way to my regular Monday bank job, but the smiley bald man somehow came off as sincere in his overfriendly personability. His obvious desperation inspired a moment of sympathy and led me to suspect he might have a lot riding on the success of this meat sandwich restaurant, and I decided to give the signature burger burrito a try. They kept playing different covers of that '5,256,000 minutes' song from Rent by Michael Buble, Taylor Swift, and other pasty shrill staples of soccer mom radio fodder who have never heard curse words. Suddenly, chipper Captain Bald has bamboozled me into giving him my cell phone number, because if I come here 5 times I get $5 off and I don't have to pay anything or carry a stupid plastic card in my wallet. Why not. He doesn't seem like the type to sell cell phone numbers to vicious telemarketing number-hungry fiends. With this number-surrendering, of course, I was reluctantly relinquishing the option to rob them, not only now, but ever. Oh wait, I could've given them a fake number. Damn. All the soda cups have Coke Zero written on them, which is defeatist and somewhat disheartening. The burger burrito was pretty good. It had French fries inside of it which was cool and not overdone, but it maybe could have used some more chipotle mayo...

Ive been here a couple of times. I think my last time going there was a little disappointing my burrito fell apart my cheese fries werent melted enough. My son also spilled a bunch of soda all over the the tile floor we offered to clean the spill all we need was the mop. The cashier suggested to do it herself and came over with a greasy mop and left it completely slippery and when we told her someone will fall she became immediately defensive as to the reason its slippery. All we were trying to say is dry it up so theres no accidents. But anyways thats there liabilty and not mine. Not everyone pays attention to those caution signs when they have there meal in there hands walking towards a table. It was different and great at 1 point in time but its...

I placed an order last Sunday, 7/13/25 for pickup. I ordered a chicken quesadilla with extra cheese. When I got home, I noticed I think I ended up getting someone else's order. What I received was a cheese quesadilla with french fries & onions. I called your restaurant & you number was disconnected. By the time I would have gotten back to your store, you would have been closed. So I emailed Burgrito's & also contacted you on facebook. I never received a reply to either message.

I waited a few days & tried contacting again. Still nothing. Add on the last time I picked up, I got an attitude from the bald guy working the grill. I think I'm done...