No Coincidence, You Say?
They said, "No coincidence, it's all planned destiny!" I choked on my latte, a caffeinated blasphemy. Like saying Dirty Dancing ain't about Patrick Swayze's charm, But a cosmic butt-wiggle sending blokes into alarm!
Men forced to avert their eyes, a conversation lost in space, While Brenda there's a rear end perched right there, just taking up my spot its just so grosss! And who decided bare skin trumps polite debate? It's like waving dollar bills, expecting a lap dance at the gate!
Cover up those assets, maybe grab yourself a frock, And please, get your tushy off the table, it belongs to the rock No one wants a whiff of what your intestines brewed, As bad as mask days, a suffocating, smelly feud!
Imagine those particles, wee bottom-fueled dust, Stirred in the window breeze, a bio-hazard, I mistrust! That window's at perfect height, a farty eye-level view, So destiny or not, I'm blaming you, Brenda, yes, I'm talking about...
Read moreI LOVE DRIP! I come here for a pick-me-up when I am having a rough day or week. My younger brother and I often like to try new places/things together so I took him to this little place that I love. I ordered the pumpkin chai and i swear it cured my depression. The people that work here are so sweet too and help guide me towards things i may like or steer clear from flavors i don’t love so much. The coffee itself is delicious and not burnt tasting which i feel is so rare to come by. If you are looking for somewhere cute to support i suggest DRIP!...
Read moreI've been here a few times and have always had Eric, today the owner was there and every time I get coffee here it's been amazing. I've tried the honey drip, Brazilian bum bum, cinnamon toast, and a few others. The drinks are never overly sweet. Always a nice balance. I highly recommend you make a stop here if you get the chance and are in the area. I have also good experiences when I've door dashed from here. The breakfast burrito from Tammy's bitchin kitchen via Drip on door dash wasn't great. There are definitely better breakfast burritos...
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