Erie Street Ice Cream & Coffee — Restaurant in West Chicago Township

Make no mistake- this Ice Cream Shoppe exist only in 5th dimensional space. Allow me to explain:

My roommate and I arrived at this establishment around midnight on March 15th 2022, an establishment claiming to be of our world, and one that abides by our known laws of physics. Instead, we were greeted by what can only be described as a TARDIS/Ant-Man level event. After encircling the corner of Erie and Noble for a solid 5 minutes to no avail, we have safely concluded that Erie Street Ice Cream & Cafe exists in a temporal state of flux, only accessible via transcendence of our physical realm.

Now, unless the only regular customers of this establishment are the Flash, Marty McFly, and Hank Pym, it is reasonable to surmise that this ice cream is not meant for 3rd dimensional ape being such as ourselves. In fact, no menu can be found anywhere on the internet which begs the question: what are they hiding? What ancient secrets of flavor and texture are the ESICC wizards hiding from the mortals that lay beneath their translucent feet?

Of course, only time can answer this question. I implore anyone reading this message to continue our quest, for in all likelihood- the answers to life and the universe as we know it lay behind counters of Erie Street Ice Cream.

But seriously, we couldn’t find it and we are quite confused. Good...

Wasn’t open til 2am like displayed online. Walked 40 mins past midnight to get here for no ice cream. Lame. If you’re going to be closed, update your...

Delicious ice cream!! But they're not open...