IE Business School — Attraction in Madrid

I did an MBA there. The school charges you about EUR 70k. They invite you for drinks, the make fancy events but as soon as you paid, they don't give a damn about their students. 70% of people doing the MBA there feel completely ripped off. IE is simply a big marketing industry which tries to get your money but as soon as you paid, they start charging you even for copies. There is no service standard at all and most employees are very rude. That particulary ridiculous because they teach stuff like branding and customer relationship management.

IE was even kicked out of the Financial Times MBA ranking 2018 due to "irregularities", literally meaning that people filled out survey that were not the one they were supposed to --- bottom line, weird things happened. You can guess by yourself what that means!

So don't believe the overall good ratings here and elsewhere. Most of the money they spend for exactly that to catch you!

My advice: stay away from this pricey Cash Cow and Marketing Experiment. There are cheaper and better programs. Like 4 out of 50 people got a job out of IE - its career management team is completely useless. My friends at other MBA School had a...

En el IE, la excelencia, su emblema y su esencia, Con pruebas que retan, y alta exigencia. La curiosidad arde, como ardiente paciencia, Solo el alma excelsa, encuentra su presencia.

Un Máster en leyes, mi sendero trazado, Con orales duelos, nunca antes jugado. Asesor global, mi rol consagrado, En equipos diversos, mi temple probado.

Allí conocí, perfiles variados, El vago, el sabelotodo, y el algo alelado. El estudioso serio, y el engalanado, Que en la grupa grupal, su ego ha montado.

En esa aula magna, de fina prestancia, El respeto se siembra, con real ganancia. Y tras tanta prueba, con dura constancia, Uno al mundo se lanza, con fiera arrogancia.

Prometen ayuda, del Alumni brillante, Y contactos de ensueño, al instante. Pero a veces la vida, con tono picante, Te lleva a una librería, de vigilante.

Con traje de marca, y porte elegante, El sueldo de cine, un señuelo constante. Y luego a buscarse, el pan caminante, Becario de a gratis, un rol lacerante.

"Suits" idealiza, la ley prominente, Pero la vida enseña, con toque doliente, Que el título no basta, y el alma se siente, En un mundo voraz, indiferente.

El capitalismo, humano invento, Que a unos los infla, con raro contento. Y a otros los hunde, en lento tormento, Con el dinero, su eterno sustento.

Cervelló da clases, con gran oratoria, Pero la práctica es otra, la historia varia. E&Y aguarda, con senda laudatoria, Hacia el éxito efímero, y la falsa euforia.

Al final comprendes, con lúcida calma, Que el saber del aula, poco te salva. O eres el cliente, de abultada alma, O esclavo en despacho, en constante zozobra y alarma.

La vida te enseña, a golpes constantes, Que los sueños se rompen, en esos instantes. Pero siempre hay un niño, en nosotros andantes, Buscando la risa, en...

IE Business School 🏫 have fallen like a rock 🪨 in the ratings since they started using woke ideology instead of science as their guiding star. IE is now at 44th position in Europe and in fact should lose their government financing for failing so miserably.

Professors are a wide arrange of angry imports from non-European countries, and that says a lot about the school. Students who oppose the woke madness are denied access to the Alumnia forums without any possibility to appeal. IE has failed miserably and I would recommend you to look for another university. A former MBA...