St Mark’s Church, Mayfair — Attraction in London

Oh my lord! As his shepherd, you’ve decided to take the Lord’s name in vain and convert His house of worship into a temple of... JAZZED-UP FOOD, BABY!

Step right in and you’ll see — a world of waaaay too much food imagination.

The place was warm, and I mean WARM! You think you’ve felt warm? Nah, not until you’ve basked in the holy heat of the Lord’s love (and, let’s be real, probably all the cooking happening inside too).

Loads of seating, but it was pretty packed when we visited. Prices? Wild! Some great deals — the pizza was decent-sized and well-priced. But the burger? Delicious… tiny. I assume the cow was raised on prayers. Still, even if a little overpriced, it was extremely tasty.

Now, if you haven’t already guessed from the venue’s name (and my wildly unhinged review)... YOU’RE IN A BLOODY CHURCH!!! Yes!!! Fully converted, two floors of glorious food. There’s even a restaurant section upstairs — praise be.

There’s a wine bar tucked away at the back and — I kid you not — a hidden sushi spot downstairs by the toilets. Not in the toilet, don’t be a silly goose! But it is a bit odd to think: "Now that I’ve emptied my bladder... I could go for some spicy tuna."

So, a heads-up: bring extra cash. If you’re from London, you’re probably made of gold anyway and won’t blink. But for us mere mortals visiting the capital, it can sting a bit.

All that said — I loved the look, the vibe, and the food. Hated the heat, but I’m not knocking a star off for that. (Definitely not because I’m scared the Lord might smite me... definitely not...)

Besides, we hardly ever get sun in the UK — so let’s call it a blessing in...

One of London's more unusual eateries. A cool converted place of worship, from basement to the galleries above offering a wide selection of savoury and sweet foods and drinks. With an interesting entrance foyer, full of green plants and colourful pots (for sale). I've been several times but this time only a 4 star, due to it's 'over popularity' somewhat spoiling the experience for my adult son and I. But it was a peak lunchtime Saturday so I recommend trying 'off peak' days and times. Craft beer was good, though at the usual overpriced central London pub prices. Thai noodle dish was reasonable, though lovers of Thai food will ask whether the spices were forgotten 😂. But it filled a hole, and we weren't there expecting a culinary explosion, for this is tourist London food 'at its most average' in general, but the pizzas on a previous visit were decent, and freshly served. Hand controls notify you when to collect your meal. A bunch of US tourists next to us on the bench seating on arrival commented "what a great thing to do with a church." I remarked, I guess so, unless you have a religious interest, in which case it was probably a 'marginally better' option than converting it into flats for the super wealthy Russian & Arabic investors. So it's a bittersweet experience, the loss of a place of Christian worship but the gain of 🤔...a more interesting place to eat than a...

If you’ve ever dreamt of enjoying your pasta under stained-glass windows or savoring gelato in a setting that’s as close to heaven as you’ll get in central London, St. Mark’s Cathedral in Mayfair is a must-visit. This former church has reinvented itself as a buzzing foodie paradise, where towering arches and stone walls now play host to some of the most delicious bites you’ll find in the city. From perfectly al dente pasta and wood-fired pizza to artisanal gelato that practically melts your soul, each vendor here seems to be on a mission to satisfy both your appetite and aesthetic senses.

While the food is certainly worth singing hymns about, parking can be...well, a bit more of a test of faith. Street parking is limited, and nearby spaces can be hard to find, especially during peak hours. But think of it as a tiny sacrifice, a penance of sorts, to earn the bounty that awaits inside. Walking through the doors of St. Mark’s with a grumbling stomach is like stepping into a paradise you didn’t know you needed—a mix of sacred history and culinary delight, where every dish feels like a blessed offering.

If you’re up for the pilgrimage (or a short walk from the nearest Tube), St. Mark’s is an experience that will nourish your soul and stomach alike. Just be prepared to say a little prayer of thanks... and maybe for that extra...