Hands down the most entertaining theater (probably) on this planet. I’ve been here multiple times and each time tops the previous in terms of ridiculousness.
The first time I went there was a group of people pouring a full handle of captain morgan in their drinks. There were only 3 of them. As the movie progressed, they legit went off the rails. They started dropping things on the floor and rolling around on the ground. One lady was built in such a way that, when she dropped her lighter on the ground and used her phone as a light to pick it up, her entire arm raised the light and blinded everyone in the theater.
Then she proceeded to light up a cigarette and, between three of them, they smoked maybe 7 cigarettes during the ~90 minute movie, of which there was probably only 60 minutes left.
I thought to myself, there’s no way this can get topped.
Oh but it did. It topped itself. Next time I went, there were so many people talking during the movie that I couldn’t hear a thing being said on screen. About a quarter of the way through, we started hearing screams coming from the front rows of the theater. People legit flying out of their seats and hopping over others just to escape.
What were they running from? I peeked over the edge of the aisle to get a glimpse.
Probably 12 rats running through the theater from the front rows towards the back. It was like a wave of rats. Gnarly, huge, and fast little rats. Maybe it was their turn to watch, because I’ve never seen a group of rats so well coordinated at removing humans from a place of business. It’s like it was their JOB, and they were each vying for employee of the month.
My friend and I stayed and just put our feet up for the next 2 hours. I’m not about to get bullied out of my chair by a group of rats, unless they intend to pay me back my $20 for the movie.
This AMC, at least when we went, didn’t even have a functioning popcorn maker. They scooped the popcorn out of giant bags and just handed it to you. The walls and flooring are dilapidated. It’s not a glamorous place.
But what it lacks in beauty it certainly makes up for in grime.
I wish I could rate this place 100 stars.
Come for the movie? No. Come for the show.