Mario's — Local services in Great Britain

As is often stated in negative reviews, if I could give a zero star rating, I would.

We ventured into Mario's late at night after a great evening at Funny Girls across the road. The big mistake we had made was to stroll straight across the street without checking the reviews first.

I wasn't feeling hungry myself, but I agreed to share a pizza with the Mrs as she didn't want to have a whole one to herself. And as she always prefers to have a meatless pizza, we ordered a Vegetable Supreme. I guess Sunday nights aren't the busiest of nights, as there was only one person behind the counter taking orders and cooking the food (the owner?). Our pizza was ready in less than ten minutes, and I asked for a small tub of mayonnaise to go with it; 50p extra for a tiny tub, be warned!

As we were stopping for the night at the local Premier Inn, only a short walk away, we decided to take our pizza back to our room without a second thought or glance. Maybe this was our second mistake of the night. Back at the hotel, we made started eating our pizza. Although the pizza looked fine when we first opened the box, unbeknown to us, hidden underneath, a sizeable amount of the bread had transformed into a delicate layer of carbon.

As for Vegetarian Supreme, there was absolutely nothing supreme about this pizza. Imagine the blandest, most uninspiring salad ever produced and then put it on a burnt piece of bread; that is what we got. I didn't think it was possible to create a salad so flavourless. Flavourless except for the background hint of freshly baked carbon. And to be honest, the overpriced mayonnaise was no better either. It was certainly not worth the 50p!

It's very rare that I waste food, but I had to make an exception...

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Absolutely disgusting and the man serving was rude Came here on Sunday after watching funny girls we was the only customers in at the time but he was rushing are order an obviously not listening. so we ended the wrong orders when we got back to our hotel I asked for a donor wrap with sweet chilli & garlic mayo which instead I got garlic mayo with mint mayo??? The meat was grizzly & cheap tasting. my partner got a donor wrap to asked for sweet chilli that was also swimming in the sauce an leaking out the sides out tray Pizza was all stuck to the top of the box but wasn’t to bad

If only the man had...