I walked into the dispensary last Tuesday, just looking to pick up my usual. Dan helped me, the most enthusiastic budtender youâll ever meet. Imagine a golden retriever in human form, and you've got Dan. His smile was so bright Iâm pretty sure I got a contact high just from looking at him.
Dan greeted me with, âHey dude, you gotta try this new strain! Itâs called âJenny kush.ââ Now, Iâm no rookie. Iâve danced with Mary Jane more times than I can count. So, I thought, âWhy not? How wild could it be?â
Cut to later that evening. I rolled a modest joint, took a couple of puffs, and BOOM. Suddenly, I was on a rocket ship to the moon. Iâm talking full-on interstellar mode. I spent the next three hours on my couch, convinced I was a potato chip, and no one could convince me otherwise. Dan had given me the golden ticket to Willy Wonkaâs Wonderland, and I wasnât ready for the trip.
At one point, I tried to watch TV to ground myself. Big mistake. I ended up having a heart-to-heart conversation with the Geico gecko. Spoiler: heâs a really good listener. Eventually, my cat, who I swear was also slightly judging me, decided to join me in my voyage through the cosmos.
When I finally landed back on Earth, I realized something: Dan is both my hero and my nemesis. Never in my life had I been that blissfully zooted. So, if youâre looking for a good time and an experience youâll never forget (or possibly fully remember), go see Dan. Just be ready for one hell of a ride. Thanks, Dan, you beautiful,...
   Read moreI love Ivy Hall. They give you, not only personal service, but they have the option to sign up with them. So many choices depending on what you like you like to use. I prefer edibles. It's good for my pain.
But they also have a bag you can buy for 10.00 if you bring back each time you come back you get 5.00 off your next order.
There is also a lock bag you can carry in your car. Since you can not carry an "open container" much like alcohol. You can lock your Marijuana in the lock bag with your combination and it is no longer an open container.
This place is just so wonderful. The people are so nice. It's locked up, you can't get in unless you have your I.D. to get in. I feel very secure when I go. They ask for your I.D. again when you buy. There are no credit cards allowed. Debit cards yes, credit no. It truly is amazing.
The first time I went and signed up, I received a 25% discount. If you go to another dispensary, give them a try.
They are where Golden Chopsticks used to be.
12/28/23
The buy one get one for a penny on the Wyld gummies until 1/1 was well worth the price. Such a great discount. I was able to get the flavors I wanted. The employees are so helpful. I found out if you are disabled, just bring in your letter from disability and they will put it on file for you. You'll receive an additional discount. Bring your bag! Get that 5.00 off when you spend 30.00 or more. Everyone should go...
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From the moment I stepped into Ivy Hall, I knew I was in for something special. The atmosphere is simply stunningâelegant yet inviting. Itâs like theyâve mastered the perfect balance between comfort and class. The beautiful aesthetic made me feel immediately at ease, like I was both at home and walking into a VIP experience at the same time.
A huge shoutout to Lakira and Zeinab, whose warmth, knowledge and professionalism made my visit even more memorable. They went above and beyond to answer my questions, making sure I understood all of my options. Their kindness and expertise made me feel like I was the most important person in the room. It's rare to find such a combination of genuine hospitality and deep product knowledge.
The dispensary itself is immaculateâeverything is meticulously clean and thoughtfully organized. The variety of products is unparalleled. Whether you're looking for different strains, edibles, concentrates, or top-notch merchandise, Ivy Hall has it all. The range of options is impressive, and the staff helps you navigate it all without feeling overwhelmed.
This experience was hands down one of the best Iâve ever had. If you're looking for a dispensary that offers not just products but a top-tier experience with exceptional customer service, look no further. Iâll be recommending Ivy Hall to...
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