Nagawaukee Shopping Center — Local services in Delafield

Gather ‘round & nestle in as I tell the epic tale of the 8th wonder of the world, The Nagawaukee Shopping Center. Simply put, it’s a slice of Heaven nestled in that little valley in Delafield where I never seem to get good phone service for some reason. Exactly why the reception is so terrible remains a mystery. Perhaps it’s like the Bermuda Triangle of Waukesha County.

Enjoy breath taking views of a parking lot so huge it has it’s own zip code, independent economy, unique political system, thriving eco-system, several new religions, and even a rumored Pagan cult!

On a tight budget & need a vacation? Why not bring the whole family to camp out in the awe inspiring parking lot? Days are spent exploring Kohl’s department store, while nights bring delightful feasts at the nearby Qdoba, followed by the not so delightful after effects of eating Qdoba.

Mom will definitely be kicking Dad out of the tent tonight, even if he tries blaming the dog! Real nice Dad, blame your eye burning, face melting flatulence on a defenseless creature. There’ll surely be a stinky gift of Doggy Lincoln Logs left in your sleeping bag tonight! The jokes on you Dad, little did you know the dog also ate Qdoba! HaHa! The score is now Dog-1, Dad-0.

Bored by the expansive field of asphalt & occasional used bandaids? Why not journey to Walgreens? A smaller, fluorescent Mt. Everest, with prescription drugs & cigarettes! Grandma always said, “Xanax & Marlboros, two great tastes that taste great together!” Dad can even get something to douse the flames shooting out of his colon from eating that Qdoba burrito bursting with extra onions, zesty pico de gallo, & a pound of tasty fajita peppers!

Feeling extra adventurous & interested in possibly risking the lives of your entire family? Why not cheat the good ol’ Grim Reaper himself by making the trek over to Walmart? Or Marcus Hillside Cinema? Or Game Stop? Or Jimmy John’s? Or the well hidden Dairy Queen where the tables always seem a bit sticky & it smells funny for some unknown reason?

After being in the distant land that also features Home Depot & that Asian Restaurant I’ve heard is really good but haven’t been to yet, you’ll likely be exhausted, malnourished, dehydrated, & considering cannibalism. Don’t give in to the primal urges triggered by a demonically growling stomach full of screaming butterflies of despair! For I say unto you, fear not the Walmart or the deadly creatures that roam within! (Creatures often clad in baggy pajama pants with mystery stains & way too small t-shirts that expose “abundant” midriffs)

Many a weary traveler has been lost to the death trap that is Walmart, never to be seen or heard from again. But you shall rise above to shepherd your family back to the promised land flowing with tasty treats and free soda refills from Panera & Noodles.

Back at base camp, it’s time for Dad to unleash skills learned from watching that sassy, yet lovable, adventurer…(drumroll please)...Bear Grylls! You’ll enjoy a feast of bugs, worms, & stale popcorn harvested near the exits of the Marcus Hillside Theater.

After supper, gather together to tell tales around the toasty flame of a sticky Bic lighter that Mom found on the floor of the Walmart bathroom. (Eww! Gross!)

At this point, you may be wondering what the moral of this story is? Well, I guess what I’m really trying to say is that the mall is pretty decent, and you should go there sometime if you feel like it or if you have some...

There are many nice stores to shop at. Wheelchair accessibility is tricky because there is a big curb along the majority of the sidewalk. There are very few ramps allowing you to access the stores. One is located at Kohls at the very west end of the shopping strip. Another is located midway down, and the last is at the far east in front of the grocery store. Someone did not plan this mall with...

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