Meijer — Local services in Meridian Charter Township

Title: A Whimsically Chaotic Odyssey to Retail Bliss!

Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Ah, Meijer, you fascinating enigma of a store! Walking into your hallowed aisles is like stepping into a parallel universe where logic, order, and predictability are mere suggestions. Your layout is a true masterpiece of modern art – a labyrinthine dance of produce next to power tools, and cereal cozily rubbing elbows with cat litter.

The thrill of hunting for that one elusive item keeps me coming back for more. The strategic placement of unrelated items around each corner is a testament to your creativity in keeping shoppers on their toes. Who wouldn't want to journey through a mystical realm of deodorant and dog treats in search of frozen peas?

And let's talk about the checkout experience, shall we? Nothing gets the adrenaline pumping quite like deciding which of the 32 open lanes will give you the opportunity to put your Tetris skills to the test with your overflowing cart. It's like a game show where the prize is the satisfaction of knowing you can expertly navigate the checkout conveyor belt obstacle course.

But the pièce de résistance? The parking lot. A sprawling masterpiece of automobile ballet where carts zip around with wild abandon, pedestrians morph into Frogger characters, and finding a parking spot becomes a spiritual journey. It's an embodiment of the human experience itself – a harmonious blend of chaos and camaraderie.

So, if you're seeking a retail adventure that transcends the mundane, a trip to Meijer is an absolute must. It's not just shopping; it's a bold exploration of the limits of our patience and a quest for the eternal treasure known as "clearance items." Truly a five-star experience that defies expectations and leaves you marveling at the sheer...

The store itself is great! It’s not my home Meijer but I drive by it coming home from work so it’s convenient when I need something that I forgot. I tried to go even further with the convenience and I started doing grocery pick up from this location but I will never do it again. I didn’t catch a name, But whoever the guy with the longish black hair is… he is not very professional…

I call him: sounds very annoyed Meijer pick up how can I help.

Me: hello, how are you doing today.

Him: busy

Me: I have a pick up order for name and I’m…

Him: he cuts me off who did you say the name was?

Me: gives the name

Him: ok I’ll be out there sometime

Me: I’m in parking spot number…

Him: hangs up on me

Now I’m annoyed but I can look around and see that it’s busy so I understand that. I understand busy I go through it at my job as well. But I do know I don’t take it out on anyone.

I see him go up to other cars asking what name the order is under and in my head I thought “if you listen to the parking spot number you wouldn’t have to ask them.” Then I see him go behind my car, he didn’t ask me anything, he didn’t acknowledge me. He then proceeds to knock on my trunk to have me open it. I get out of my car and ask if that’s my order, he says yes. I get home and had multiple errors with my order. Multiple things I didn’t ask for because they were someone else’s order… like I said in the beginning love the store itself… not going to do grocery pick up with him working it… I’ll drive...

This is the 3rd time shopping after hours (after midnight) All three times horrific service. Tonight rang up the groceries and after reviewing the receipt -- 7 out of the 16 items were incorrectly charged . The discount / sale price was not applied. Asked the Head cashier and she told me I should have caught it before I finished the order. Hahaha... not only do I have to be my own cashier, but now I have to find mistakes before finalizing your purchase. Which, many times is not possible due to way discounts are applied. Back to the issue ... after cashier said there was nothing she could do. Which again I find appalling. So I said, there must be somebody in the bldg that can handle this over charge of product . 8 minutes later...Cordon was coming off his smoke break..he arrives up front. He also explains to me that he also can not fix this problem. I need to return to the store at 7am to get this $8.65 problem rectified. Again, absolutely horrible service. To make things simpler, I asked for a full cash refund and was told he wasn't authorized to handle a refund...seriously no one is in the bldg that can handle a mistake after 10 pm. Now I have asked for someone with the Authority to fix this problem to call me, to save me a trip back to the store. I was told Angela Clark is head of customer service. My first suggestion to Angela Clark is to have someone in the bldg to respond to customer service issues when the...