"All this time you were pretending. So much for my Happy Ending!"
If you searched "happy ending massage Las Vegas, NV" on yelp and it lead you to my review. Tisk tisk!!
Aww yeah, I was in Vegas doing my thang... Okay maybe my Vegas adventures are not what they use to be, but a few friends of mine were convinced we could get a relaxing massage for $20 to $40 dollars for full body. I didn't believe them. So after a nice bowl of Pho, because that's how we do.. (There's only so many buffets you can eat in a trip) we decided to get a massage before heading back to the craziness that is the Las Vegas strip. The first massage place we walked in to was right next store. It was a little questionable.. The price was $80/ hr and the lady working at the front desk insisted on showing us her girls. So like the gentleman we were we bounced!
Previously, we got a tip from the Pho restaurant that Jackpot Foot Massage has the best message just ask for blank (I forgot her name) and you will get the best massage ever for $80. That's funny, because about an hour later I did a little yelping around while my friends were get restless. I also stumbled upon Jackpot Foot Massage only they offered $60/ hour for a full body massage. My friend bust out the Chinese and I didn't under what he was saying, but I'm sure he said something like this... "COME ON... COME ON". So the girl on the phone quoted $55/hour and we told her we had a group and then she gave us $50/ hour after some wheeling and dealing.
I have to say that this $50 massage was easily one of the best massages I have ever had. I like how my masseuse (the girl on the phone earlier) really put a lot of pressure on my back. Afterwards, I did not feel any neck or back stiffness. I just wanted to chill and do nothing. I felt like Peter Gibbons after getting hypnotized in the movie "Office Space. It was awesome!! I want to ask for the same girl again, but I didn't get her name. She kind of reminded me of the girl from Funemployed the girl that was head over heals for KevJumba.. only she is prettier. I really hope I get her again next time I visit.
There were a few bad things that almost wrecked my Chi moment. The phone kept ringing.. and my masseuse would sometimes have to answer to phone, but she was nice enough to ensure that I will get extra time because of this. Next time I should ask for a room away from the main door, because opening and closing of the door with a little chatter is a bit distracting. I love the soft couch and how she worked my entire body, no pun intended. Note to self -Learn Mandarin.. well remember something from the class I took.
Recommended! Ideally try to go here when it's not too busy. Prepare to relax and enjoy yourself and don't...
Read moreWe were tired from a long drive and we wanted to get a massage, after some time searching on Google or yelp we found this place interesting. It looks small from the big one that next to it, but it's a good relaxing place after we tried, with a good reasonable price. We did go into the bigger one next to it to take a look but it was very expensive and funny advertising so we decided to try this one. The room is nice and clean, with soft warm nights open space. Cute little front and bathroom with interesting decoration. The man at the front desk is friendly and welcomed us with warm greetings. Later he became my masseuse, sometimes he would have to answer the phone, but he was nice enough to ensure that I will get extra time because of this. They are well trained to give a massage, they know where your pains are and would like to help you more in the pain area. I had some neck and back problems from sitting too much and long driving, they are nice to help me with that. I love the soft couch and how they worked my neck and back, it is surely relaxing and the price is very good for an hour of a good massage on your head, neck, back, and foot. I like how they use hot water to wash and warm your feet in the beginning. It was...
Read moreIt’s okay definitely nothing worth going back consistently or anything. You get undress and they give you skimpy towels and it’s kind of in the open not in a room the only thing between you and the other naked person is a shade divider thing. They HARASS you for the tip amount and DONT ACTUALLY DO THE FULL TIME YOU PAY FOR! they also take a lot of breaks lol so I guess that makes it even worse as far as the time. they do massage you but with their arms elbows and not much their hands and fingers they smack you a lot. On our way out they followed us and had their hands out ready for the tip we gave them the tip and she said no more give us more and we were confused and she was like we work u give us more tip my bf just felt bad so gave them more even tho they didn’t even deserve anything since they didn’t even do the full 60min we left early and they kept taking breaks...
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