Target — Local services in Tulsa

I am currently sitting in the parking lot having to write this review ASAP because I have never had an experience as horrible as today at any grocery store. I was completely lost looking for Melba Toast and there was a team member in the cracker aisle so I asked him where I could find it. He said “Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....” I said “I’m looking online and it says ‘In Stock - South - chips”. He said “is that a lays products” I said “no, it’s a cracker, Melba.” He just shrugged and was absolutely no help. I opened the target app and found that it said “In stock - W12” so I went back to W12 where this incompetent team member was still restocking items. I looked and looked for the item (AGAIN) before trying to find another team member. This process went on for about 30 minutes. I reproached the unhelpful team member and said “I’m losing my mind. It says it’s in stock in aisle W12 and I don’t see it anywhere.” I showed him everything the app showed me and he said “Oh... that’s a cracker. When they dry something out it becomes a cracker so it’ll be in this aisle” ONCE AGAIN NO HELP AT ALL. I told him that I had been looking and looking and it is not in this aisle. He said “it must be one of the empty spaces”. So I began to search the empty spots and found where it should be. I showed him and he FINALLY pulls out his target technology and says “We’re out of those”. I would have saved 45 minutes and a year worth of frustration if he would have been competent and helpful enough to look it up when I originally approached him. So my issue today was first and foremost, a team member who was an imbecile and an app that would have done more help if it didn’t exists because I would not have wasted time looking for something if the app didn’t...

The level of stupidity of the employees at this establishment is abhorrent.

EDIT: Decided to give this establishment another chance. At one point I needed to take my twins to use the family bathroom because they had both soiled their diaper. I waited 10 minutes one employee spent her break in there on her phone sipping her Starbucks. I attempted to tell one target employee about it to which the response was , “ people are entitled to use whatever bathroom they please .” What pisses me off about this, is that this teenage girl did not have any children with her and she was spending her break in the bathroom. If she wanted to do that she can do that in the regular bathroom stall - or God for bid - their break room. I flat down the second manager and told somebody else about it, they said that they had witnessed the scene as I was trying to get in and the girl was coming out and they had asked the girl if she had been in there very long to which replied “no she had not.” Seriously? So you’re just going to take some teenagers word over mother of two kids? Someone who had been waiting there to use the FAMILY bathroom, while someone was hanging out in there with no kids, no actual NEED of the larger bathroom. Someone who had every reason to lie so they wouldn’t get in trouble . Wow. Way to go, Target. You’ve sunk...

Look, I tried to like Target — I really did. But y’all act like you’re too pretty for the poor. Like I walk in with my backpack and suddenly everyone’s clutching their Starbucks and locking up the razors. Relax, Ashley. I’m not here to rob you — I’m here to sample your fancy trail mix and maybe take a nap in patio furniture.

And don’t get me started on the energy in that store. It’s all beige and quiet, like a rich aunt's living room. I opened a bag of kettle corn ONCE and suddenly some guy with a red walkie-talkie appeared out of thin air like a Target-themed ninja. Told me I was “in violation of policy” — bro, I’m in violation of hunger.

Walmart lets me vibe. Target? Target calls security if I make eye contact with a mannequin.

Also — side note — your dollar section is a damn lie. I bought a toothbrush for $3 and it disintegrated halfway through. Now I got 2 teeth left and a grudge.

Oh and y’all got no respect for survival techniques. I tried charging my phone behind the electronics counter and they acted like I hacked the Pentagon. One lady asked if I needed help. Yes, Susan — help me not be judged while I microwave this Hot Pocket in your demo kitchen.

Long story short: Walmart = homie. Target = “Do you even belong...