Dear Danil,
We need to talk. Seriously – WHAT KIND OF SORCERY WAS THAT?! We came to Pizza Hut in Paphos expecting a quick bite with a seaside view. What we got instead was a full-blown gastronomic rollercoaster of joy.
The pizza? Absolute poetry. Crispy on the outside, fluffy on the inside, and the cheese had that perfect stretch that dreams (and Instagram reels) are made of. Every bite tasted like a little Mediterranean sunset.
But let’s talk about you, Danil. YOU. ARE. A. LEGEND. So polite, so attentive, so charming – if you were a cocktail, you'd be a Smooth Sunset with a twist of pure angelic energy. We don’t know what your past life was, but we’re guessing it involved diplomacy, Michelin stars, and probably some light world-saving on the side.
And we noticed the details – oh yes, we noticed. You apologized for everything. Even for things that clearly weren’t your fault. A bird flew by too fast? “I’m so sorry.” A cloud covered the sun for a second? “I apologize.” Honestly, if the world had more Danils, global peace would be within reach.
And that hand! Always behind your back like a butler in a royal palace. We’ve seen less elegance at five-star restaurants. If you ever get tired of hospitality, you could probably teach etiquette at Buckingham Palace.
Now... the cocktails. OH. MY. GOD. We drank our way up and down this coastline – from fancy rooftop bars to sketchy beach huts. And then you casually show up and drop the best cocktails we've had on this entire island. Fresh. Bold. Balanced. Magical. You made us fall in love with a mojito so hard, we almost left our passports behind as a thank-you.
In short: You turned a regular Pizza Hut into a full-blown five-star experience. You're not just the host of the year – you're the reason we're now genuinely considering relocating to Paphos.
Stay amazing, Danil – and please save us a seat and a cocktail. We’ll be back. Hungry, thirsty, and absolutely hyped.
With endless appreciation, slight intoxication, and total fan energy, Your forever fans, Franzi, Laura,...
Read moreOur visit to Pizza Hut in Paphos was overall okay, with a mix of highs and lows. The Caesar salad was too heavy on the mayonnaise, and the anchovies were a bit too salty. The coleslaw was also a bit too mayo-heavy, but otherwise decent in taste. On the bright side, the fries were crispy and well-seasoned. The mozzarella sticks were surprisingly good, and the sauce that came with them was excellent.
Big shoutout to our server Danyil – the service was outstanding! He was friendly, attentive, and made sure we had everything we needed. Absolutely no complaints on that front.
The lemonade was a bit too sweet for our liking, but still drinkable. That said, let’s be honest – who really goes to Pizza Hut for a salad? Next time, we’ll probably stick with pizza, because that’s what this place is really about.
One definite plus: the location right by the sea is beautiful and adds a lot to the overall atmosphere.
All in all, an average experience with a...
Read moreEverything there was bad.. the tables were dirty,all of them. There were maybe 8clients,and 1 waitress and 1 waiter… so they should have enough time to clean the tables at least. I tried to explain them 3 times what it means to squeeze lime into my beer and they gave me a small (0,5-1)slice of lime 😂 The Pizzas were bad,nothing special, without any taste and condiments.. and pretty expensive. More than 50€ for 4 small beers,1 small pizza and 1 medium pizza. We asked about a pizza box for take away - the blonde waitress brought us the box and she also gave us the bill.. and asked us if we will pay by card. She didn’t even ask if we want to pay already (we still had our beers). And the best point of this situation was when she asked us WOULD YOU LIKE TO LEAVE A TIP? this was the first time I have heard Something like this... soo rude. Yeah if i would like to - i would do it. I was so mad after this lunch… it was in...
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