If I could put no stars.. I would. Why do I not learn, all the poor reviews here reflect my experience. From now on I'm checking first Google first! The clues were there, when the waiter was rude to us about where to sit, why didn't we just walk away! There is no love at all in what they do. Yes portofino is overpriced, but that doesn't mean serve food that tastes like it's out of a can and charge 20 euros or charge 7.50 euros for a coke. It doesn't mean you can be sooooo rude to people. They add 15% service to the over inflated bill... Because no one would tip willingly. The minimum respect I expect from a restaurant is for them to say thank you when I pay... I got nothing, not even eye contact. The whole experience left us feeling like portofino is a trap and to be avoided... Which I am sure is not the case for other cafes and restaurants .... Avoid this feeling about portofino and avoid this restaurant /bar. I can only think that the owner and waiters that work here would also cheer up too if they abandoned the restaurant and did something else instead.