Ristorante Terre & Domus — Restaurant in Rome

Holler if ya hear me!!

Listen up! I walked into Terre e Domus with a 141 2/3% chance of havin’ a good meal—because I’m Big Poppa Pump, and I don’t settle for microwave lasagna and dollar-store spaghetti. I came for flavor domination and guess what?

I GOT IT.

The second I sat down, the waiter looked at me with fear in his eyes—because he KNEW he was about to serve a genetic freak! I told him, “I ain’t normal! So don’t bring me no normal pasta!” And BOOM! Out comes a plate of carbonara that hit harder than a belly-to-belly suplex off the top rope.

Let me break it down for ya math freaks out there:

You take 66 2/3% of Roman tradition…

Add my 33 1/3% chance of tasting greatness…

And subtract Samoa Joe because he ain’t even in this restaurant!

That gives you a 100% chance of gourmet greatness when Big Poppa Pump steps through the door!

The wine? Smooth like my biceps after a fresh oil rub. The atmosphere? Elegant like a Steiner Recliner in slow motion. The dessert? Tiramisu so good, it made me FLEX out loud.

AND THE PORTIONS? You better believe they were holla-sized!

FINAL VERDICT: If you don’t eat at Terre e Domus, you’re either scared… or you just don’t like delicious things. And if you don’t like delicious things…

YOU’RE FAT!

– Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner (AKA The Big Bad Booty Daddy of Roman Fine...

We sat down and waited for somebody to serve us. After 10 minutes (not busy at all) I went inside and asked for someone to give us the menu. Our drinks arrived quickly. I ordered a cappuccino and some biscuits were included. They took very long to come, so I went inside again and asked for them and if I read the menu correctly. After that it took them 5 minutes to bring them out. These biscuits were so dry and rock hard, that my friend could not physically eat them. I had to bite them with my back teeth because I was so hungry and had to eat something. They weren’t really good and I had a pretty bad stomach problem after eating them.

My friend wanted a ‘Coca Cola’, but they did not have it. The waiter told her that they have something similar which is a brand from Rome. But this ‘Coke’ tastet very bitter and had a weird aftertaste. Would not recommend to buy if you want the taste of real coke.

For the bill I had to get back inside and ask for it. The waiters weren’t really nice and did not had a good overlook over the outside tables.

The waiters were overall unfriendly and it’s not a very...

Made the mistake of thinking this is linked to museum next door. They have exact same signage, as if it's planned to give you this impression and it looks like it is a café to adjoin museum as it just has a glass wall between museum shop/ticket office and their toilets. Checking afterwards they even are linked on the same website!! We spotted toilets and went to use before our tour and got shouted at by extremely agressive waitress that THIS IS A RESTAURANT and when we apologized and explained we had tickets and showed them to her she just screamed NO DOMUS TOILET and pointed us to the door. It was an honest mistake and if she'd just politely said 'sorry these are only for restaurant customers, we are not part of the museum' it would've left a far nicer impression and we might have been tempted to use the place for food or drink. Complete over reaction and can only assume lots of other people have done the...