Pizza del Perro Negro — Restaurant in Mexico City

My friends and I have thoroughly enjoyed all dining experiences in La Condesa during our visit except for this one. We asked for a table outside but were instead placed in a dark room by ourselves. There were only two pink lights in the room which made it difficult to read the menu, which was also an offensive appropriation of a 'diy' zine. The atmosphere was a tasteless and inauthentic co-opting of rock n' roll culture used in an attempt to sell pizzas to identity-less yuppies. Of course this was necessary, as the pizza would NEVER sell on its own merit. I have had the world's best pizzas, from New York to Chicago, to Sicily, and this pie did not hold a candle to the greats. The pizza was by volume 80% cheese with no discernible sauce-- lacked finesse. Finally when we paid my friend handed over his credit card the waiter asked for his PIN. My friend, confused, gave it to him. We later alerted him to the danger of sharing one's PIN with strangers and he had to call and cancel his card.

TLDR: Only go here if you are in La Condesa and you are a yuppie looking for a pile of cheese and a place to yup. If you want to save some time/money/frustration, the pizza at domino's is...

We ate outside on the covered patio -- there's an overhang and we stayed dry. They offered to pull down the plastic dividers but we were already very comfortable.

Service was phenomenal. Our waiter was very friendly and patient as most of us only spoke English as our 1 friend attempted to translate for all of us.

Drinks and apps were amazing -- I had a house soda which was pineapple, ginger, and soda water which was so good. Refreshing non alcoholic option. The rest of the table had beers. We order BBQ wings and cauliflower wings for our apps -- cauliflower came with BBQ sauce, ranch, and hor sauce. I loved these -- they were very lightly fried and had a great texture. Completely cooked through without being soggy.

For pizza we ordered the medium mac and cheese pizza -- we should have ordered a small because we had half left over between 2.5 people (2 of us are big eaters and one doesn't typically eat much anyways). We also ordered the medium ham and pineapple -- half left over as well between 2 adult eaters. We ordered the crispy parmesan topping and it...

I rarely leave one star reviews unless it’s something that really disappoints, I own a small business myself and I know how important these things can be.

We were visiting from the states, Washington DC area, And if you’re looking for just decent pizza, please don’t come here.

Subpar to describe this would be a compliment. We got two mega slices. One pepperoni and one chicken and buffalo. And when I tell you Costco frozen microwave pizza, that would be an insult to Costco.

From the cheese not being all the way melted, to the Buffalo chicken pizza literally being frozen chicken nuggets that were preseasoned and just cut in half. Everything was horrible.

Floppy, undercooked, flavorless, The list could go on. I don’t know what their other foods taste like but if you want pizza, avoid it here. I’ve Been in Mexico for almost 12 days. We’ve had pizza before so it’s not Mexico. It’s this place. If you’re looking for A recommendation, I would say, go to Balboa Pizza, much better quality and atmosphere.

To each there own , but if I could give this zero...