Actively bad at their jobs coffee-wise, low quality food, and high prices. Basically, fast-food quality food and coffee for “decent restaurant” prices, an absolutely terrible value and decision. Don’t come here unless you hate yourself, 1.5 stars is generous.

Also don’t come here if you’re looking for the Monte Cristo (literally the only reason I came here), because they’ll claim it’s “out” and they can’t make it. Unfortunately we’d already ordered and my gf was hungry, so we didn’t try to find another place.

Tried French press coffee, tortoise cocktail, bone marrow, Hawaiian pizza, and “special plate” fried chicken. All a mistake except the cocktail.

Their French press coffee was actively terrible, brewed both over-temp and steeped too long, AND they ground the beans fine, all complete amateur mistakes, and as a result, bitter and single note flavor with zero complexity. I literally make 5x better French press coffee every morning with local PI beans, they are legit bad at their jobs regarding coffee. 0/5

Pizza was “frozen and reheated pizza” quality, and the marinara sauce was overly sweet with too much sugar in it, with the rest of it bland and cardboardy. Gross. 0/5

The bone marrow was actually decent in taste, but a tiny amount of food for the price. 3/5

Fried chicken was completely bland, ZERO spices in the batter, too much oil in the breading, once again terrible, fast food quality if you interpret charitably. 1/5

Surprisingly, the cocktail was decent - I fully expected it to be overly sweet, single note, and skimpy on alcohol, but they actually did a decent job. 4/5

0/5 + 0/5 + 3/5 + 1/5 + 4/5 = 8/25, a little over 1.5 out of 5 stars total. So they get two stars rounded up, but I’d never come here again, and would recommend you never come here either. We came in hungry and needing coffee and left with 60%+ of the food and coffee still on the table uneaten it was so bad.