Vicente Lisboa — Restaurant in Lisbon

Avoid — soulless tourist scam with outrageous prices. Easily one of the worst café experiences in Lisbon. €11.50 for toast and eggs—an absurd price for food that’s completely mediocre. The place was dead silent, no music, no vibe, no other customers—just awkward emptiness. I only went here because the other breakfast cafes were swarmed with tourists, this one was empty. Now I know why.

To top it off, they only accept cash. No card payments in a tourist zone? That’s not just inconvenient, it screams tax evasion. Staff didn’t speak a word of Portuguese, further confirming this is a tone-deaf tourist trap with zero authenticity.

They’re not here to be part of Lisbon’s culture—they’re here to exploit it. They treat guests like disposable walk-ins: overcharge, underdeliver, and count on you never returning.

Lisbon has incredible, local-run cafés with atmosphere, good food, and fair pricing. This isn’t one of them. Don’t waste your time...

A perfect little gem. The lady that works there was so kind and sweet. She told us about the food, and was patience to learn more English. We ate the Vicente brunch and it was so tasteful! The yogurt was tasty, the avocado toast sweet and yummy and the pancakes delicious. Will highly recommend the place, and will come back for more. They even have alternatives for milk. The...

We loved this place. The cafe is tiny but looks fresh and nicely decorated. The food is delicious. I had the buckwheat galette with smoked salmon - delicious very thin galette beautifully presented. My husband enjoyed the homemade crumpet with guacamole and eggs. We were served by Joana who was a joy- really welcoming...