Cafetería Copacabana — Restaurant in Benidorm

We were a table of 5 Inc a 4 year old. After sitting for 10 or more minutes I went up to the bar to get a menu. It wasn't that busy but noone came to serve us. When they eventually did she asked if we wanted a menu 🙄. We ordered food and drinks. Drinks arrived quickly and the food soon after. My husband had ordered lasagne. It was over nuked in the microwave so he couldn't even get a fork in - the waiter took it and said he would replace it. After waiting a while he returned with a less nuked (only just cooked enough) lasagne. The other food was OK- baquette, chips, toastie and a jacket potato. Overpriced for microwave meals and overall, rubbish service and experience. Won't...

Went for brunch with friends. The orders for pizza that some placed were all disregarded and replaced with margherita. All seemed undercooked.

Those who ordered full English breakfasts received half a plate of cold food instead.

A tuna baguette arrived which had at best half a tin of tuna in it. It was toasted but had been allowed to cool down.

To top it all off, whilst we were eating we were accosted by the angriest magician in the world, David Stropperfield who shouted at us whilst badly executing rubbish tricks and then charging us for the privilege.

All in all, very disappointing, not sure what Barry Manilow saw...

Hours are wrong on Google. It shuts at 9:20 on a Sunday apparently despite it being 10:30 on Google.

When I tried to tell the waiter politely that they need to update their hours on Google he shrugged me off and then sort of laughed at me? Bizarre. He told me no it shuts at 10 (but they weren’t letting anyone else in despite it not even being half 9) Evidently a very confused waiter who perhaps wanted an early night.

From a quick observation, it was also very dirty with rubbish strewn over the floor so quite glad we didn’t end up getting a...