No.9 Restaurant — Restaurant in Patong

Do you like being accused of stealing a 5 baht table coaster? Do you enjoy moody waitresses that are probably spitting in your food as soon as it's ready? If the above is true for you. Then come on down to No. 9. Christ, the service is so bad i wonder whether they have ever a single repeat piece of custom in the last 2 decades (or however long this godforsaken joint has been opening it s doors there). On a more positive note, i did enjoy the huge barney (English slang for argument) between the horrible head waitress and a aussie mum who got charged for chips for her baby that she never even had served, nor were ever gonna get served. Im sure this aussie would leave another 1 star for them, but she had her hands full and gas no time for google restaurant reviews. I, on the...

Terrible, never made such a bad experience. Sometimes this „weird“ looking restaurants can be a real pleasant surprise .,, this is the direct opposite. Terrible tasteless, oily food and super small portion too. This dish was priced and sold as a main dish… At the end I wanted to pay …. by card, I was harshly told, no card. There are 100 signs and even more food pictures in this ugly restaurant, wouldn’t there be space for this important info?!

I was told by a second employee who rushed by „go to atm / 7eleven“ Afterwards I was escorted to the atm like a criminal always with an eye on me. But instead of just taking the money, they ran away from me back in the restaurant, up the stairs so I can give them the money at...

A typical Thai restaurant catering to Western tourists, offering Thai and Western cuisine. We saw the high ratings and decided to try it, but unfortunately, the taste was disappointing. Perhaps because it’s tailored for Western tourists, the flavors were very bland.

The signature Tom Yum soup, ordered at medium spicy, wasn’t spicy at all. The grilled fish was overly moist and unappealing. Both the Bolognese spaghetti and crab meat fried rice were rejected by my kids. The stir-fried morning glory was barely acceptable, but the grilled squid was a complete letdown—tiny portions of squid.

The final bill was a shocker: seven dishes and two drinks cost 1,820 baht, with an additional 3% charge for card...