A TEXTBOOK EXAMPLE OF A TOURIST TRAP!
After a lovely walk, we arrived at Antalya’s Old Harbor – yes, very touristy, and we knew that going in. At a small shop selling pumpkin-like lamps, a man told us he knew the perfect spot for lunch: amazing views, great local food, not touristy at all. If the food wasn’t amazing, we wouldn’t have to pay – he even swore on mighty Allah himself! Then we were taken by a boy (first introduced as his son, then his nephew…) to Yelken Fish Steakhouse.
I had already noticed the place while walking and wanted to avoid the harbor altogether in favor of a more local street. But fine, we gave it a chance.
We were greeted by a man – older, gray ponytail, looked like he missed only a hook for a hand to be cast on an old pirate ship. But seriously: very little authentic food, clearly catered to tourists.
We ordered: 2 glasses of white wine, one apple juice, a fish soup, Adana kebab, and fries.
The view? The back of massive tourist boats waiting to do loud sightseeing cruises. The terrace was empty and stayed that way. The waiter tried to lure every passerby in with loud calls – not a good vibe.
The wine? The white wine was awful. Sour enough to make me shiver. I took one sip and asked to try the rosé instead. Rather than a polite reply, I got a heavy, disdainful sigh. The rosé was better (barely) and we switched.
The fish soup? Salty beyond belief. Nothing like the delicious fish soup I once had in Manavgat at a no-frills shack with amazing flavors and kind people.
The Adana kebab? One sad piece of meat, not even on a skewer, served with soggy rice, some odd flat taco-like breads, and lifeless salad. Utterly bland and boring.
All that added up to 1730 lira – for two mediocre rosés and an apple juice.
When I wanted to pay, he asked “euro or lira?”. I politely said lira, and his eyebrows shot up to his receding hairline. Then: “cash or card?” I said card – another long sigh. As I walked away, I got a whole speech about how “everyone pays with card” and “we have employees here”, etc.
This review may be just as sour as that white wine, but Yelken Fish Steakhouse deserves it. This is the definition of a TOURIST TRAP.
There are nicer spots nearby with better food, better views, and much, much...
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