Kens Fried Chicken — Restaurant in Portsmouth

Ken’s fried chicken is, without a single subatomic particle of a doubt, the finest freshest most scrumptious juicy chicken. I would happily feed my entire family this fine product for the rest of their jolly lives. All the people that died in Avengers Infinty War, died because they never tasted the divine, heavenly, exquisitely pleasing taste of the mighty, Ken’s Fried Chicken. Before I first took a glimpse at the godly chicken, I was without meaning; I used to be a naive little brat who lived in a bin until one day, a shining figure towered before me. He came to me on a sleepless night, I was displeased by the shocking taste of the so called ‘kentucky fried chicken,’ (more like kenyucky fried chicken, and there is a reason why it’s not in capitals), the god Ken came to me, I bowed in honour to this god among men, he granted me a wish, a ten spice, kenlicious wish, to bring his godly justice of chicken to the cosmos, he gave me that day, not only the hope of a thousand pieces of Ken’s Fried Chicken, but the divine desire for the religion of this fine chicken.

I once looked down on a life like Ken’s, the nightmares that tormented my soul day in day out deluded my mind. The pain I had suffered; all because I couldn’t see the future of the world. Why? Why could I not see the beauty of what this future holds. Why? I removed from my very soul, my naive brat, bin living ways and began a new life, my life, Ken’s life, a life of true joy and contentment. The spices that Ken uses are the spices of a god. I will finish with a prayer:

Our Ken who art in Portsmouth, Hallowed be thy chicken, Thy restaurant come; Thy fries are done, On earth as it is in Portsmouth, Give us this day our daily chicken, And forgive us our Kentuckied ways, For we forgive those who Kentucky against us, And lead us not into temptation, But deliver to our doorstep, For Ken is the kingdom, The power and the glory, Forever and ever, Aken

To Ken, and his...

I think this place is under new ownership - I say this because I’ve known this place to exist for more than over a decade and the food had always been good.

I visited today and it was absolutely abysmal to put it politely.

Kofte Kebabs - ALL the meat was over cooked on the outside but when breaking into the meat, it was PINK and undercooked on the inside.

Shawarma Kebab - I asked the guy for a Shawarma kebab. He gave me lamb donner ‘strips’ instead!? I said to him, “if I knew you’d serve me this, I’d have never ordered, I asked for Shawarma” - He tried to tell me firstly “it’s the same thing”, when I insisted and I wasn’t about to be lied to, he told me “my boss said it’s shawarma” 🤦‍♂️

I wasn’t in the mood to argue any further - even the chicken burger was over cooked and crispy. £40.00 worth of food - we chucked it ALL IN THE BIN 🗑️

I will be making a report to the Food Standards Agency; it should be illegal to operate a food establishment in such appalling conditions.

Sad to see a once good food establishment having being sold and turned...

Very poor customer service

I am very upset when I visit your Albert Road shop , next to Tesco. Your stuff was not friendly , not well trained and the food served it was not good. Chips was not, chicken wings were old , reheated , not served with ketchup. I have Visited around 6:30 to 7pm today 26/09/2022 Monday. The sales boy Not served tissue & salt or spone when i asjed for ketchup, he said its price 25p. He was busy with phone and talking with someone at that time. Hope you Guys should improve your service . I have no intention to visit the store again. If I meet with Mr Selim would be noticed about my observation. The other store staff's behave are good , specially the commercial Road stuff , he is...