Whataburger — Restaurant in Austin

Howdy Whataburger, I reckon imma take just a moment here to spill my guts regardin your fine burger establishment. Ya'll understand I spent most of the mornin justa popin shots at field dogs hopin to bag me some game til some flannel mouthed city slicker came ridin up and scoopin me in about some place sellin burgers less than a full bellys ride south o here. I says look buddy I aint lookin to pay through my nose for a gut of beef but he bet his bird's ring itd only cost me a few Lincoln skins so I set my compass and ponied up.

I was sure as a hangover on a Sunday morning that y'all won't take kindly to the likin of mesel when I saw your namby pamby orange n white striped homestead but call me double dog damned when I was greeted with a full set of teeth and a tip of the hat from the pretty lady workin the cash box. I says ma'am don't mind my current state I can see you just tidied home and I ain't lookin to mark my spurs or create any sorta trouble. I'll be right quick and mighty flattered if you ordered me a cup o water and a cheese burger out ya finest chop.

She handed me a cup and said right on over there I can help myself to the tap. Mighty trustin and I'd go so far to say naive to allow a stranger access to ya home waterin hole but I ain't the kinda guy to drop bees in a puddle if ya know what ima gettin at. I took a squat on one of y'all's wall benches and wooee I never felt so comfortable in all my time, like a passed down saddle on a Missouri fox trotter.

I reckoned I would be havin me some trouble gettin up to fetch my food after restin ma bones but long behold that kind ole cash box gal comes fetchin it for me. Jus as I ordered but whipped up in some fancy paper as if God hisel and all the saints be sittin with me so I began the openin and that lovely lady comes trottin back offerin on a silver tray every kinda sauce mah ole grammaw coulda reckoned with a well stocked kitchen and a wet Summer's harvest. So I jus go on helpin mahsel to a few o them there fancy kichips.

So I go on a unwrappin the feedbag and I swear on the ghosts in heaven thats the damn perfectest burger Ive ever did lay my eyes on as if Michael Angelo spent all night a paintin n a sculptin away at the veg n beef n even the bun, I feel harly worthy n a bit shamed im gonna be a ruinin it with these filthy ole hands o mine but n egg serves noone good under the hen so lo n behold I grab it up n sink my carniforouses right there into that juicy Patty. Mother Mary and Josef I exclaim this is the rootin tootinest burger no meal Ive had graze my lips and pass my tongue. I had the whole hunk of beef deep in my gullet faster than you could say Whataburger! Feelin more pleasure than any man on this Earth is blessed to receive I wiped the sweat from my brow, lifted my hat, and belted at the top of my lungs a Yeehaw! harder than I've ever yeehawed before so hard that a prayin man in China would have had to repeat himself so god could hear what he was tryna say.

Well thanks for the ear n drums but I mus be goin cus I'm gonna be needin a job n many greenbacks to keep on a comin back for y'all's tasty meals. Til next time n have blessed luck n your future...

Every time I go to this location,the line in the drive thru winds around the building and out onto the street. So i called just to let them know and the girl snapped at me and saidni I KNOW SIR! THERE'S ONLY 3 OF US HERE! This is every night. The thing is.... the service may be slow, but the quality of the food is even worse. Its never consistent. Today it'll be burnt, tomorrow it'll be cold and hard, the next day they will put a teaspoon of eggs in the taquitos, and the next day Ill get the wrong order entirely. All this for the most justifiably expensive fast food. A combo winds up costing just under 10.00, so a couple is right at 20. For that money i can buy 4 sacks of potatoes a 12 pack of soda, and 2.5 lbs of ground sirloin.

Let me tell you why,and this goes for ALL FASTOOD CHAINS. Not because they overpay employees at 10 or 12 per hour. ITS BECAUSE THE EXECUTIVES AND THE COMPANY ITSELF TAKES TOO BIG OF A SLICE! Companies like this one have at least 30 to 50 employees pulling 6 figure salaries, then you got your execs, at least 30 to 40 pulling in the millions for salary and bonuses and stock options. Then you got the shareholders and finally the chain wouldnt survive (he said sarcastically) without pulling in at least 50% profit turnover weekly which translates to after all the bills and payroll and overhead, for every dollar they pull in, .50 cents is pure gravy, pardon the pun.Thats A LOT OF CHEESE AS THEY SAY! AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS WHATS WRONG WITH AMERICA! EVERYONE IS SACRIFICING COMFORT AND SECURITY EXCEPT THE FAT CAT 1% They cant spend the money fast enough. Most of them squirrel it away and just keeps draining and sucking our economy dry like vampires for all that its worth.

Look at it as a big pie. Theres only so much to go around. These guys get soooo rich that there money makes money leaving scraps for the middle class and even less for the...

Horrible Experienced. My god the worst WHATABURGER I've been to and I go to Whataburger all over AUSTIN very often. For Starters the store is Filthy not dirty but filthy. Walked in and it smell like old burnt cooking oil. Ordered my food and the young lady messed up my order and didn't even repeat what I order back to me, I saw my receipt and told her I didn't order that and she just said "ill tell them" Went to sit at a table and there were fries on the floor the table was sticky the floor was oily and dirty. The server or helper that was taking out the orders was yelling across the store to find the people. I went to the front to complaint because it had been 15 mins since I ordered and the lady in the back said my order was sent out. At this time I was getting frustrated because I only had an hour of lunch and it wasn't to go. Before I got my sandwhich other people came in and got their food but there was people waiting and the drive through was getting backed up. 25-30 mins passed until I got my sandwich and it wasn't tasty at all. it just taste like a lot of oil the fries were brown, salty and oily. I will not recommend this place to anyone. If you want Whataburger you'll need to find the nearest one besides this location.

The place is understaff and you can tell because there's only one register and maybe 2-3 working in the back. Usually when I go to a Whataburger I see more than 5 people working. MNGT needs to step up do a whole a 360 turn and clean up this place make it smell good and get better customer service because there isn't none here. DO...