(PLANET PIZZA BEST REVIEW)
YOU WANT A SLICE?
(THIS IS THE FIRST EVER DUAL REVIEW EVER) (2 UNFORGETTABLE EXPERIENCES)
(first review is mine second is my friend JS who happens to live in america)
(Forget about your 2.5 hour drive from Boston to i-95, i drove 9 hours from Canada. i ate alot of different pizzas but i don't generally come this far to try another pizza)
i wore a red shirt, jeans and styled my hair into a mini.mohawk. my beard had a little white whiskers but i was running late so i didn't have time to use just for men hair color. On to the review........ ...
i drove all the way from Canada just to try this pizza. My friend called and said to "come quick" i said "can i eat first"? so i folded my pizza and began to have a.bite.
i return home to a full house of people. i didn't have any expectations people will show up and.they.did. everybody had thier camera pointed right at me like i was on some tv show. To escape the awkwardness. My roommate was talking about some contract or something. i told everyone to shut off thier cameras but they didn't listen to me.
i was shocked i didn't expect any people to be at our home. i had zero expectations.
i asked my friend "you want a slice"? Then i turn my attention to everyone else and said "what about you guys?"
Chat is chat and pizza is pizza and who's this.
"WE GOT A PIZZA MAN TONIGHT"
(MY FRIENDS REVIEW)
2 HOUR DRIVE
someone i been talking to online recommended i give this place a try. The drive was 2 hours, i almost got lost because it was dark out. the cashier was asking me "how long my drive was" i said 2 hours. she already knew the reason i came. The only reason. i asked her "why are you working as a cashier if your so nervous"? She replied "i don't know, The job seemed nice."
The cashier left to go in the kitchen and some guy in a suite (probably the manager) said to me very loudly "we got a pizza man tonight" i replied "who's this"
He said we will get to that in a minute and wanted to know a bit about me first. i said "can i sit down first"? He was ok with that. He kept bringing up my 2 half hour drive. he was treating me like a dirty dishonest person which im not.
Every customer in the store was looking at me funny.its kinda like they were undercover pretending to be customers. Who knows. Fairfield is land of weirdos.
i heard police sirens, so i quickly grabbed my pizza and immediately left. i recommended everyone fold thier pizza on the first bite. Don't be afraid to get messy when having a bite. Who cares if some cheese or pizza sauce gets on your clothes.
On my drive back i kinda felt bad i didn't offer the man in black suite or the...
Read moreI drove more than 2.5 hours (and not down I-95 from Boston) to try out this pizza place in August 2024. When I got there, I asked for the Jeff Sokol special. The counter girl told me they did not have it. She spoke limited English and seemed pretty apprehensive about being asked for it, so I did not try to give her any hugs. Thankfully, I had already ordered online and got a small pizza--which was almost the same size as the large! I figured that I could only eat some pepperoni slices and not all because I did not bring any IBS pills. I hope this does not make me seem like a dishonest dirty person. After all, I JUST CAME TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT!!!!!! However, chat is chat, but showing up is showing up, and guess what, I showed up!
The pizza was cute, though; built good. With my first bite, the cheese began to drip off of the crust, and pulled off the pizza as I tried to bite down. I almost had to scoop it up with my hands. The good news is that I paid over $18 for the pizza, I would not recommend a $13 pizza, especially if buying for someone named Bailey. Orange juice was good, except it was Tropicana and not Ocean Spray.
In the end, pizzas like this don't come around too often. I'd want it again and again. Eating one has got to be the cleanest best pleasure! I am going to stop by next time on my way to 'Lantic City, with me, my mommy, and my daddy. We might even watch the Steelers and Ravens game with my good friend Sonny Derek Porter. Then we'll sneak in to a mansion and party for days! Highly recommended. Five Lornes!
In all seriousness, this pizza place gives solid New York style pizza at a decent price, and the 14" small is really almost as big as the 16" large. I am so thankful that Chris Hansen helped put this spot on the map as I had a delicious pizza on my way from North Carolina up to Maine.
You know what, I don't want to write this review anymore! I just want to get to the beach!
UPDATE, January 10, 2025: Those of you in Fairfield should be making sure you place your order here for tomorrow night's Steelers and Ravens playoff game! Make sure your Amazon Prime subscription is up to date, and then stream the game and share a small pepperoni pizza (still almost as big as the big one) and some orange juice with all of your friends in the...
Read moreIn the days leading up to my epic journey, I couldn't shake a lingering hesitation. The pizza place that Jeff had recommended was relatively young and brand new to the scene. Despite his enthusiastic endorsement, I found myself grappling with doubt – was this untested pizzeria truly worthy of a 2.5-hour pilgrimage?
On the morning of the trip, I entertained the idea of scrapping the plan altogether. However, Jeff's unwavering confidence in the establishment and his assurances that it was the best pizza around convinced me to take the plunge.
As I pulled into the parking lot of the unassuming pizza joint, I couldn't help but notice its modern aesthetic and the welcoming aroma wafting through the air. The place seemed to be buzzing with an energy that hinted at its newfound popularity.
Approaching the counter, I engaged in a friendly chat with the staff, who proudly shared the story of their recent venture into the world of pizza perfection. Still, I couldn't shake the skepticism that lingered in the back of my mind.
To add a touch of humor to the situation, I jokingly brought along a mock "marriage contract" – a light-hearted document stating that if the pizza didn't live up to expectations, Jeff and I would be granted immediate annulment from our newfound pizza allegiance. The staff, good-naturedly playing along, laughed and assured me that their pizza was worth the drive.
With the marriage contract safely stowed away, I awaited the arrival of the much-anticipated pie. The aroma of the freshly baked pizza filled the air, further fueling my hopes that this risk would pay off.
As I bit into the first slice, any lingering doubts melted away. The flavors danced on my taste buds, and the crust was a perfect balance of crispy and chewy. The marriage contract became a source of laughter among the group, a whimsical reminder of the leap of faith we had taken.
By the time the Steelers-Ravens game kicked off, I was not only reveling in the victory of my team but also savoring the triumph of a successful pizza quest. The young, untested pizzeria had proven itself, and I left with not only a satisfied stomach but also a newfound appreciation for embracing the unknown in the pursuit of...
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