Jersey Mike's Subs — Restaurant in Harrisonburg

When I walk into Jersey Mike’s, I’m immediately struck by its culinary bliss. I love stuffing Jersey Mike’s succulent meat into my petite, little mouth. The juices fill me with an overwhelming sense of joy. As the saying goes, “It’s not a real Jersey Mikes sub without the JUICE.” The flavors penetrate my tongue with delicious intensity. My body is stimulated by the aroma and atmosphere, just as one is stimulated by their own sexual desires. As I consume the sub, I welcome the 14in of length that is thrusted inside of me. The sub and I are one, an intimate relationship of both love and hunger.

However, the warmth provided by Jersey Mike’s does not only stem from the sandwiches. The employees kind, yet masculine personas serenade me as I order my sub. There big, bulky arms slice away at the enormous meat, while a strong tingling sensation erupts throughout my body. Their generosity pierces my insides, while the beauty of their eyes sink deep within my heart. From their sharp jawlines, down to their tight black trousers, it goes without saying that the subs aren’t the only appealing aspects of the establishment. When I say Jersey Mikes is fine dining, I mean more than just its food!😉

While the subs and employees serve as great strengths for the success of this establishment, the decor and environment of the restaurant brings you on a calming journey to that of a beautiful beach, the beaches of the Jersey shore. From the posters on the wall,, to the brilliant wooden texture of its tables. Its nature soothes the soul, just as one is soothed by a relaxing massage.

People often go to spas and sauna to relax. I go to Jersey Mikes.

My experience overall at Jersey Mikes is one full of happiness and comfort. As I look around, I can’t help but be thankful for such a wonderful place to bring light to the dullness of Harrisonburg. It completes me. The subs, the men, the restaurant itself. To be completely honest, even the idea of Jersey Mikes arouses me, stimulating me in a way no women ever has. So thank you Jersey Mikes. Thank you for being what you are.

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I cannot say enough good things about this Jersey Mike’s. They went above and beyond for me! We had a huge order for like 60 subs for our election party Tuesday night and the order somehow got accidentally called into the Woodstock store not the Harrisonburg one like we thought. I was in a huge time crunch and did not have the time it would take to run another 40 minutes to get there. We got everything squared away with Woodstock and they said if Harrisonburg could make the order we were fine to just get it there. I hated to even ask but we were in a desperate situation and the guys there immediately were like don’t worry we got it. Being they are not affiliated with the Woodstock store their price was a bit higher and they even got that down as closely to the quote we were given. In an hour I was out the door with our order and they were slammed busy. The one guy even carried it out to my car. I hate I was so frazzled that I forgot to even ask their names bc they certainly deserve a personal “Thank you” on this review. Both guys were so kind and helpful. I truly appreciated it so much! I will certainly go back for subs and any catering needs and will certainly highly recommend them!!! Also just to add they were the best subs we’ve ever had!!! You cannot go wrong with this location of...

1 Star because they don't want you to eat there. Their size options prohibit a guy from eating there. It's perfect for girls. It should be Jersey Michelle's. Okay, an 8" sub is $9. It tastes good but it's not enough food. A guy needs a little more. A guy needs a 10-12" sub. So because the regular is too small, I order the 16". Now I'm paying $16 and I have too much food. It's too big, I can't finish it, it's a waste. But the 8" isn't enough. This is why yesterday was only my 2nd time at this Jersey Michelle's in 6 years. I love the sub but you either pay a fortune for what you can't finish or you pay $9 for not enough. It's amazing the dumb stuff companies do. If they had a 10-12" so I could get full. I'd be there twice a...