This place has earned 5 out of 5 from me because if you're from Ottawa County you should just know understand and have heard the lore of the magical mystical Dirty Bird. Have you had a few too many at the actual good bars in downtown holland? Have you ended up having somebody else in the courtyard in the back dark corner shove their fingers up your mouth and down your throat to help and assist you puke up the last of the top out served Long Island iced teas from the last place? When you're about that drunk that's when you decide to go to the Dirty Bird aka Parrot's. If you're expecting anything more than just another place to go after the normal bars shut down then you might as well go to The Office... Which is also in Holland Michigan but is more like a redneck karaoke tourist bar and by tourists I don't mean a visitor. I mean you're an alcoholic and you probably go to every single place you possibly can after the normal... all over when you're that drunk. Aka not a...
Read moreWould like to say the rating of this place is wrong. But it isn't. First time there, no one moved from entrance... You're maneuvering through a narrow walkway. With people on both sides. Good luck. L All the regulars and locals stayed at the bar, so good luck getting served. There us no serving areas provided. You just aimlessly stand behind regulars and HOPE you get noticed. Saw the bartender drinking more than he was serving. Bartender or whomever he was that had clear access to back of bar... Came around as I and a friend waited, picked up a jacket that was knocked by a lady prior to us- and made a racial comment about my friend for not picking it up. Who mind you, was standing there, just waiting to be served. We left and the only money spent was on their...
Read moreFriday evening @ 6 pm a friend of mine who was out of town, and decided to walk into the parrot's lounge. She was treated inhumane. She asked where the ATM machine was , the bartender said " can't you read" when she asked "if there will be a band tonight" he glared at her, making her feel unwelcomed, and very uneasy,she grabbed her drink and went outside. If the owner is reading this, this bartender should be let go. My friend is a classy Lady who should not have to experience being treated like trash. the treatment was so deplorable she recorded it on her phone. Unacceptable, and inexcusable period. I'm involved in board meetings, I will take this up upon my next meeting about your...
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