Tacos Laguna — Restaurant in Houston

Two stars because the food was pretty good. The service, however, was horrible.

The tripa was quite good. The green sauce actually has a bit of a kick to it. The pastor was okay.

One issue with this place is how their prices aren't very clear. I came here under the impression that tacos were $1... which they were, provided they're fajita, chicken, and pastor. Tripa and others are $2. Add an extra dollar for flour tortilla. Jamaica is $4 which is quite high if you ask me. None of this information is posted anywhere.

Despite the food having the possibility of leaving a good taste in your mouth, the same can't be said about the service.

The woman taking orders seemed needlessly rude to every question asked. And yeah, I get questions are annoying, and perhaps she was getting a lot throughout the day, but it's not our fault that a lot of prices aren't posted.

Our order got messed up when we got our food, which at this point was almost expected with how unnecessarily confusing everything had to be. I was also under the impression that we got charro beans after spending a certain amount of money, but either we didn't cross that threshold (though it sure felt like we did), or they no longer do that. I guess this is why I should take reviews with a grain of salt and keep my expectations in line. You should do the same to this review if you're reading it.

The potential of this place being really good is there, but the service is what killed it for me. Hopefully if you decide to go that it'll be...

English: "If you are human, please avoid visiting this place. The service is exceptionally rude." Spanish: "Si eres humano, por favor evita visitar este lugar. El servicio es excepcionalmente grosero." Hindi: "यदि आप मानव हैं, तो कृपया इस स्थान पर जाने से बचें। सेवा अत्यधिक असभ्य है।" French: "Si vous êtes humain, veuillez éviter de visiter cet endroit. Le service est exceptionnellement impoli." Standard Arabic: "إذا كنت إنسانًا، يرجى تجنب زيارة هذا المكان. الخدمة غير مهذبة بشكل استثنائي." Bengali: "আপনি যদি মানুষ হন, তবে এই স্থানে যাওয়ার পরিহার করুন। সেবা অত্যধিক অশিষ্ট।" Russian: "Если вы человек, пожалуйста, избегайте посещения этого места. Обслуживание исключительно грубое." Portuguese: "Se és humano, por favor evita visitar este lugar. O serviço é excepcionalmente rude." Urdu: "اگر آپ انسان ہیں، تو براہ کرم اس جگہ کی سیاحت سے بچیں۔ خدمت بہت بدتمیز ہے۔" Indonesian: "Jika Anda manusia, tolong hindari mengunjungi tempat ini. Layanan sangat kasar." Standard German: "Wenn Sie ein Mensch sind, vermeiden Sie bitte, diesen Ort zu besuchen. Der Service ist außergewöhnlich unhöflich." Japanese: "もし人間であるなら、この場所を訪れるのを避けてください。サービスは非常に失礼です。" Swahili: "Kama wewe ni binadamu, tafadhali epuka kutembelea mahali hapa. Huduma ni ya kufedhehesha sana." Javanese: "Yen sampeyan wong, mugi eling amarga mlaku menyang punjul iki. Pelayanan banget dheweke ora sopan." Western Punjabi: "جے تُسیں انسان ہو، تہاڈے نوں ایہ پلیس اتے جانا چھوڑو۔ خدمت بہت غیر ادب ہے۔" Wu Chinese: "如果你是人類，请避免访问此处。服务异常粗鲁。" Standard Telugu: "మీరు మనిషిగా ఉన్నారా, దయచేసి ఈ ప్రదేశంలో వేరు చేయండి. సేవ అత్యంత గండి మార్చుకొంటుంది." Standard Marathi: "जर तुम्ही मानव आहात, तर कृपया या स्थानावर येण्याचं वगळा. सेवा अतिशय कुरूप आहे." Tamil: "நீங்கள் மனிதராக இருந்தால், இந்த இடத்தை வருவதை தவிர்க்கவும். சேவை அதிக அனாதகமாக உள்ளது." Standard Turkish: "Eğer insan iseniz, lütfen bu yeri ziyaret etmekten kaçının. Hizmet son derece kaba." Standard Korean: "당신이 인간이라면, 이곳을 방문하는 것을 피하십시오. 서비스가 매우 무례합니다." French Language (Haiti): "Si ou se yon moun, tanpri evite vizite kote sa a. Sèvis la egzase gwo." Standard Cantonese: "如果你係人類，請避免去呢度。服務非常粗魯。" Gujarati: "જો તમે માનવ છો, તો આ સ્થળ ન જાવાનો પરહેજ કરો. સેવા ખૂબ કઢવું છે." Ukrainian: "Якщо ви людина, будь ласка, уникайте відвідування цього місця. Обслуговування дуже грубе." North Levantine Arabic: "اذا كنت انسان، رجاءً تجنب زيارة هالمكان. الخدمة فظيعة." English (Australian): "If you are human, do yourself a favor and don't come here. The service is as rude as a kangaroo kick." Standard Kannada: "ನೀವು ಮಾನವರಾಗಿದ್ದರೆ, ಈ ಸ್ಥಳಕ್ಕೆ ಬರದಿರಿ. ಸೇವೆ ಅತ್ಯಂತ ಕಿರಿದಾದು." Malayalam: "നിങ്ങൾ മനുഷ്യരാണെങ്കിൽ, ദയവായി ഈ സ്ഥലത്തേക്ക് പോകാനായില്ല. സേവനം അത്യാകര്‍ഷകമായിരിക്കും." Persian: "اگر انسان هستید، لطفا از بازدید از این مکان خودداری کنید. خدمات بسیار ناپسند است." Pashto: "که تاسو انسان شوئ، خواهش کولای شه دلته دلته نه ولاړه. خدمت برخه زیاته کښې پښتوکې دي." Standard Filipino: "Kung ikaw ay tao, mangyaring iwasan ang pagbisita sa lugar na ito. Napakagross ng serbisyo." Xiang Chinese: "如果你是人類，請避免访問這個地方。服務非常粗魯。" Malay: "Jika anda manusia, sila elakkan lawatan ke tempat ini. Perkhidmatan amat kasar." Hausa: "Idan kana mutum, ku yi amfani da wannan matsala da ku bar wannan gida. Al'adu ne da dariya." Burmese: "သူတို့အကြား သူတို့ကလည်းကြောင်းကြောင်းရှိနေတဲ့ ယာယီလှုပ်ရှားနေပါသည်။ ဝန်ထမ်းအားဖြင့်လှုပ်ရှားနေပါသည်။" Yoruba: "Bi o ba nso ara re nitori omo, jowo yi igba di ojo pe ojo. Iyato si iranse ti o gbe." Uzbek: "Agar siz odamsiz, iltimos, bu joyga bormang. Xizmat juda kasb boʻlib qoladi." Standard Serbo-Croatian: "Ako si čovjek, molim te, izbjegavaj posjet ovom mjestu. Usluga je izuzetno nepristojna." Sundanese: "Upami anjeun manusa, kalolotan kaluar tina tempat ieu. Pelayanan sanggahan garing." Thai: "หากคุณเป็นมนุษย์ โปรดหลีกเลี่ยงการเยี่ยมชมสถานที่นี้ บริการไม่เคารพอย่างยิ่ง" Malay: "Jika anda manusia, sila elakkan lawatan ke tempat ini. Perkhidmatan...

Just ordered from their truck not long ago and the lady at the front was very rude, rolled her eyes at every question like a teenage. You can't really blame us for not knowing the prices WHEN THEYRE NOT LISTED ON THE TRUCK. I had to order in Spanish, which is fine since im fluent, but im giving a heads up for anyone who only speaks English, they will not respond to you if you speak English and if they do, itll come with a whole lot of attitude. The lady didn't take the order right. I ordered 4 tacos, all corn with 2x pastor and 2xtripa. She charged me $8 and gave me an extra taco(5). The food itself was just ok but it would've been nice to know that tripa is $3 if its flour and $2 if its corn. The only tacos thats $1 is chicken, beef and pastor if theyre corn torillas. If flour, then its $2. Also I was under the impression based off other reviews that you get beans with every order of 5 tacos. Since they had charged me for 5 tacos anyway without me wanting to, I expected to at least get the beans with it but I did not. Maybe its something they don't do anymore? Either way, read the reviews, this place is apparently going down hill, and based off their customer service, I can see why. Trust me, theres other much better tacos trucks out there with better food and prices. (Also their jamaica is $4 which...