Jayhawk Cafe — Restaurant in Lawrence

I am not from Kansas however, I've read articles about this particular bar and about an individual known as Albert N. Wilson. Couple of questions that come across my mind and this maybe the Northeast speaking, but why are your bartenders selling alcohol to underage kids? Normally throughout the U.S the legal drinking limit is 21, depending if a State decreases that restriction. I also looked up your State restrictions and Kansas State age limit is 21.

So again, why did you sell alcohol or let---at the time---that 17 year old girl into your establishment?

An additional side question, how many others ---whether it be young ladies or gentleman--- have you let into your establishment without Identifying they're age to enter?

This club needs to be...

The Jayhawk Cafe is of incalculable value to anthropogists. The fossilized vomit that has warped much of the wood allows us to recreate the diet of 16-18 year old Lawrence natives and travelling nomads known colloquially as out of state students. Using advanced crystallography techniques, we have discovered that those who drank here had diets which consisted of vodka, red bull, and bovine urine, also known as bud light. We suspect that this was a sacred ground where libations of low quality alcohol were poured in honor of a local deity known as a Kansas Jayhawk. Some have postulated that this libation ritual at times involved fornication, as used contraceptives have recently been uncovered...

Nothing good happens at "The Hawk." First, the only people in the bar are ages 18-19, so you feel like you're surrounded by children. Secondly, if you could only see the place in the light, it would inspire you to add to the vomit and other filth already all over the floor. Thirdly, whether you're male or female, there is a high chance that you will have a wasted freshman try to grind on you, or feel the clenching of a hand on your buttock. Lastly, almost every person that works there, from bouncers to bartenders to owners, is a surly and inconsiderate cretin. I have stories for days. None of...