Little Caesars Pizza — Restaurant in Los Angeles

Fam, I've done Lil C's, and this ain't it. I know, we've all eaten sweaty cardboard and passed it off as pizza. You know what, sometimes it reminds you of the pioneers, alright?

That being said, this is the slowest and toughest Little Caesars to ever return to. I've tried 4 times, and that's 3 times too many. I've seen a Hot N' Ready sitting in the warming box, just waiting to be scarfed down. I paid the nice cashier fella my $5+Tax. He says, "Ok, just a minute." The next thing I know, he's disappeared to the back, and then comes back staring at a stack of receipts. I mean lots of receipts. You'd have thought he was translating papyrus.

I look at my watch. Horror. Shock. That same pizza is sitting in the warmer, 5 more people have come in and ordered, and the poor chap is still running around with those RECEIPTS. At this point, there's a cacophony of conversations, videos being played on phones, and disgruntled coughs and mutters.

The watch is pulling at me...look down, I must. It's been almost 15 minutes and I still see that pizza sitting in the warmer. Finally, for a reason unknown to me, the pizza is pulled out and shakily handed my way. "Need anything else sir?" Nothing you can give me. Some self-respect maybe. More self-control. A different choice of Little Caesar's. I'm not even sure anymore.

I crack open that box once I get to the car. I peel a slice from its comrades, and I'm met with another disappointment. The slice is stiff as a board.

Save yourselves,...

Over the past two days I've received thousands of emails asking if the pretzel crust at LC is worth a try. Not to worry fans- I have heard your voice and have an answer to your questions.

YES. The crust would make even Snyder's of Hanover proud. The pizza is solid, and further enhanced by the fact it costs $6 and is ready in as many minutes.

What I would NOT recommend are the chicken wings. If you a really curious as to what they taste/feel like, take a bite out of a microwaved sponge soaked in barbeque sauce. The only earthly substance squishier and slimier than the "meat" is the fleshy tissue (presumably an attempt to emulate skin?) that it is wrapped in. Perhaps the most concerning part is that the bucket of sloppy meat products they are passing off as wings cost more than the pizza.

Ultimately, however, I think the blame falls on me. Shame on me for ordering $8 wings from LC. Since I should have known better, they still...

Would it really kill you guys to carry red pepper like all the other stores? Even when I asked for napkins, the old man gave me attitude. Pizza was wrong. Even though I paid extra for something else, they just gave me what they wanted. The pizza portal is meant to have pizzas made to order. Not just place whatever you want in there and call it a day. I paid extra for a better pizza and it should have been made when I ordered it. Not have a hot and ready thown in there the minute I ordered it. I'll have corporate refund me but you all gotta step up your game and...