Picnic Box — Restaurant in Mashpee

As I pulled into the parking lot, inconveniently located off the side of a busy rotary, I saw a staff member angrily smoking a cigarette. When she noticed my car, she stubbed out the cigarette, wiped her hands on her shirt, and ran inside. This is when I should have turned around a left. The harsh smell of marlboro smoke followed me as I entered the building. Between harsh coughs I was greeted with a "hey darling, choose a seat". I sat myself at the closest table, a table for two, the server sighed and said "thats for two people" and moved the additional chair to another table. I then politely asked for a menu, the server heavily huffed and snapped her fingers towards the wall. The "menu" was a smudged chalkboard in illegible writing, with no prices. I should also note, at this time I noticed the abundance of muffins and bagels stored behind the counter, left out in the open. And no, the woman behind the counter did not use gloves when handling these items. After 30+ minutes of waiting for my server to return, I began approaching the window to place my order, the woman from the front counter yelled "READ THE SIGN" the larger woman in the kitchen angrily tapped her spatula against a sign reading "Do Not Even Think About Ordering Here". I was told to return to my seat and they would take my order there, I should note I had already been waiting at my table for 30+ minutes. After I sat back down, my server approached. She pulled a chair from a nearby table and sat down across from me, she smelt of cat urine and marijuana. Between smacks of gum she said "sorry sweetie what can I get for ya?". I ordered an omelet with broccoli, a side of whole wheat toast, and home fries, and a glass of orange juice. Shortly after placing my order she came back with a small plate of orange slices, my glass of orange juice that I ordered never came. While waiting I noticed the selected of jam packets on the table, two of which had already been opened and used and left on the table. My meal came out suspiciously fast. I immediately noticed the white toast on my plate, I cut into my omelet to find a concerning amount of cheese and no broccoli. Somehow half of my home fries were undercooked, and the other half was burnt to a crisp. I asked for the bill and was told I had to pay at the counter. Upon approaching the counter I was told my bill would be 10 dollars cheaper if I washed my own dishes. I declined, paid for my meal, and left. I noticed a fresh loogie on the ground...

Went here for breakfast couple days ago. service was horrible, completly unorganized kitchen, doesnt even have menus, when you go in there's no one to greet you like your all of a sudden supposed to know how there seating arrangment works, every time you ask for something like more coffee or some ice in your water they do it but unhappily like you just made there lives one of the worst in existence, food was mediocre at best sloppy and unorderly. There's only two reasons I give this place a 2 not a 1. 1st reason is that there was actually one server who seemed she actually didnt hate being there. She was nice and good at making conversation. Constantly happy and ready at any instance to help. The second reason was that one of there fish sandwiches was named a crabby patty and it made me laugh. Other than those 2 reasons it was one of the worst breakfast experiences...

Do not walk ... RUN!!! to the Picnic Box. Amazing food, great staff and also great customers. This was one of my coworkers favorite establishments. We stop frequently because of work. I was incredibly impressed. That chicken cordon Bleu sandwich, the roast beef, Cole slaw and potatoes salad all were amazing. Cookies and brownies were also amazing. I believe the owner was working (if that was her, she is absolutely has a beautiful heart and cares for her customers!) and the two other women working there today were also great. I got a tuna sandwich with tomato, pickle, lettuce on it today with a cup of potato salad and a brownie and my coworker got the BLT today with Cole slaw and brownie. All were amazing. Thank you for the great conversation and...