Dreamer Miami Açai Juice Matcha Paraiso — Restaurant in Miami

⭐ 1/5 Stars ⭐

Ah, this place. Where do I even begin? You know when someone really tries, but just… doesn’t get it? That’s this cafe.

They clearly put effort into the design—it looks nice. But that’s where the magic ends. The coffee? Costs more than the combined total of the four cafes nearby. The vibe? Always empty, like an abandoned art gallery for overpriced lattes.

And the potential? Oh, massive. Best location, tons of foot traffic, a goldmine just waiting to be tapped. But somehow, against all odds, this place is managed with the strategic vision of a lost pigeon. It’s like watching someone try to bake a cake without realizing they forgot the oven.

So, to the owner: Either wake up and realize you’re in the wrong business, or just admit that you have a deep, passionate love for losing money. Either way, it’s fascinating to watch.

In conclusion: Worst-managed cafe in Miami, biggest missed opportunity. A true case study in how not to...

When I saw that this place was right next to my house, I was really excited. After reading the bad reviews, I thought maybe they had been unfairly judged… but I was so wrong.

The service was completely lacking—no kindness, no enthusiasm. I went at 1 p.m. on a Monday, and the guy working there was on the phone. It honestly felt like I was bothering him by just being there.

I ordered a purple matcha and got a drink of terrible quality that looked nothing like what they advertise. I've tried a lot of matcha, and this was by far the worst.

On top of that, I ended up paying \$15 for this disappointing experience. Everything about this place was bad.

If you're the owner, you should know: your place isn't empty because of a lack of customers—it's empty because of the poor service and low...

Everything I've tasted I've really liked. I truly loved one of the turkey sandwiches I ordered with gluten free bread there, and found the portion to be generous despite the expected high prices bc of the area. What I have to say is that the charge to dine in is EXTREMELY OFF-PUTTING. Besides the fact that it seems like bad business and dumb because the place always looks empty instead of thriving, it left such a bad taste in our mouth that we never go back despite how conveniently located it is. Having lived in the Paraiso buildings for 4 years, it was so exciting to finally see places like this one open up, but this just seemed like such a greedy move that myself and multiple people in the buildings just avoid...